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#178342 - 07/10/06 11:01 AM
LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVESTOR
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Registered: 06/19/06
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We are Looking for potential investors for an upcoming Project. This is not for another typical gonzo porn flick that ends up in the bargain bin. rather it is a feature adult movie which will star three well known names in the industry. This will be the first of a series of movies to be release on a bi-monthly schedule. Think "Red Shoe Dairies" more on the erotic side but shot both hardcore and soft core to be pitched to late night cable as well. We are offering an opportunity to be executive producer for the first film for 50% of the net profits. We are a professional company with all of our own equipment and crew. All locations and talent has been cast and awaiting to start shooting. We're needing an investor to help get the ball rolling. the total cost for the production of the fist film is budgeted for 15k. if you'd like to invest a smaller amount we'd be willing to have multiple investors. please email us asap as we are planning to start production on the first film at the end of July-early august. dick chibbles
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#178345 - 07/10/06 11:27 AM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/22/04
Posts: 53
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I know this guy. He is the one that sends emails about how is father was a king in Africa and the government tried to take away his money but he hid it from them. Now, if you are willing to give your account number we will deposit the $100 million into your bank account just to get it out of the country. Who are you 3 big name stars? If can hire them then you should have enough to film your movie errrrrrrrr steal money from others.
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#178346 - 07/10/06 11:29 AM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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Why would you cast and have a location without having the budget first?
Chico, you are very perceptive and observant. I said the same thing, something 'stinketh' in this post, such that 'none may abide its odor'....
I'd need a crapload more info, specifics and references before 'investing', and even if I wanted to, I'd probably approach an established, "reputable" smut producer to plunk my idle cash with to be able to say "I'm a Porn Producer!"
No thanks, I think i'll stick to being a normal sick perverted casual porn enthusiast, specializing in my sporadic role as a mobile, moving Target for young, soul-less porn whores practicing for landing their sugar daddy when the porn well runs dry and they are shot out and no longer have any parts of their bodies that havent been splooged on left to sell. I am waiting for "Inner Ear Bukkake" to become big, now there's an investment I might consider. Chicks willing to allow creeps to jerk off into their ear canals, followed by a weeks worth of visits to their local Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor and a course of Keflex, all of which can be filmed, including actually BLOWING the Ear, Nose and Throat Doctor because they dont have health insurance and thats how they pay their bills. Fucking hott, I tell ya....
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#178347 - 07/10/06 12:57 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#178348 - 07/10/06 01:02 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I pledge a 100 dinars to dickchibbles project. I know its small, but I hope it helps.
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#178349 - 07/10/06 01:08 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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You folks are too negative. I don't see anything wrong with raising money for an anonymous project, with an anonymous cast, no budget and no director on a porn message board, using an unknown pen name, to a bunch of anonymous chronic masturbators.
Kate? How much you got on ya?
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#178350 - 07/10/06 01:49 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 06/29/06
Posts: 34
Loc: Minnesota
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We are Looking for potential investors for an upcoming Project. This is not for another typical gonzo porn flick that ends up in the bargain bin. rather it is a feature adult movie which will star three well known names in the industry. This will be the first of a series of movies to be release on a bi-monthly schedule. Think "Red Shoe Dairies" more on the erotic side but shot both hardcore and soft core to be pitched to late night cable as well. We are offering an opportunity to be executive producer for the first film for 50% of the net profits. We are a professional company with all of our own equipment and crew. All locations and talent has been cast and awaiting to start shooting. We're needing an investor to help get the ball rolling. the total cost for the production of the fist film is budgeted for 15k. if you'd like to invest a smaller amount we'd be willing to have multiple investors. please email us asap as we are planning to start production on the first film at the end of July-early august. dick chibbles
The name of your "professional" company is? The website of your "professional" company is? Who are the *well known* names? Are you really shooting a FIST film?
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#178352 - 07/10/06 02:33 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Why would you cast and have a location without having the budget first?
i think this kind of post are joking
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#178354 - 07/10/06 06:44 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVESTOR
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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You're looking for an investor? Honey, we're all looking for an investor. Next you'll be telling us you're looking for distribution.
If your project at GuaranteedFlopProductions.com needs 15K, just apply for a bank loan or better yet, trick those 3 well-known performers into being investors and make them cough up 5K each.
Another brilliant idea would be to just stay home and jerk off. The market's already oversaturated. Sorry you missed the boat.
How's it feel to beg for capital on a message board on your first post? Bums in Calcutta have more dignity than you.
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#178356 - 07/10/06 08:50 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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dick chibbles is also hef pounder...who is a performer on Exotic Star Models site
Dick Chibbles? Hef Pounder? WTF? When Did performers start naming themselves after hypothetical Canine Fast Food Chains?
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#178357 - 09/15/06 11:09 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
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I think Dick Chibbles is that RAMCO / Clown Porn guy. (I know... This thread died a month ago. Eat my ass.)
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#571647 - 10/23/12 11:07 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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this was the same asshole talking shit about pw's making money doing privates.guess he had a lil whore envy.
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#571702 - 10/24/12 06:54 PM
Re: LOOKING FOR POTENTIAL EXECUTIVE PRODUCER/ INVE
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Fake Lawyers, Fake Cancer, Fake Movies.
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