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#178308 - 07/10/06 07:29 AM Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	10. WhereÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s your pass? 9. What are you doing outside my window? 8. Stop, that hotel room door only unlocks with a pass-key. 7. Please donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t eat me. 6. Does someone really make those shoes? 5. Have you ever heard of a razor? 4. Please donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t sit on the girls. 3. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sorry sir your girth is too great to permit you into one of our theatres seats. 2. Jesus I can smell you from here. 1. Eeeeewwwwwww !!!!
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#178309 - 07/10/06 10:19 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	11. Sir, a man of your size will have to pay for three seats on the plane. 12. Holy shit, are you sweating crisco?
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#178310 - 07/10/06 10:38 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Paul Reubens Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/11/05 Posts: 237 Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...	13. I don't see your name on the list 14. Hi sweetie, sure I remember you, how have you been? 15. I'd love to talk to you, sign up on my website and I'll see you there
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#178311 - 07/10/06 11:09 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
D_Arango Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/30/05 Posts: 138 Loc: mx	16.Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you! _________________________ "they need to do their best to parrot real Americans and keep their mouths shut" C. Stevenson on inferiors
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#178312 - 07/10/06 11:20 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	17. Only 2 people in here at a time, oh sorry. 18. Please finish your internet forum reply, the Library is closing now. 19. Sorry sir Bed, Bath and Beyond, just doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t carry rags on sticks. 20. Would you like to Supersize that?
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#178313 - 07/10/06 12:37 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	21.When comes Goonies sequel? 22.Do you going to appear?
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#178314 - 07/10/06 03:54 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	23. What the fuck do you mean ...My dog is gone....?!?!? 24. After you carry my bags and equipment up to the hotel room...come down here...Buy me a drink...then leave me the fuck alone. _________________________
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#178315 - 07/10/06 06:08 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Crucifixio Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/22/06 Posts: 126 Loc: Maryland	Stolen but totally appropriate: 25. "I've been trying to figure something in my head and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that? You're no messiah. You're a movie of the week. You're a fucking t-shirt...at best."
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#178316 - 07/10/06 06:33 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	26. Sorry, we don't have anything your size. Try shopping at Barnum & Baileys. 27. You ever consider just sitting on the floor? 28. CODE RED. Bring the adrenalin and heart defibulator. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#178317 - 07/10/06 08:25 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	29. no means no
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#178318 - 07/10/06 08:27 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
ChuckSpears AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 11/01/05 Posts: 537 Loc: Holly Randall's garden	29. Sir, the surgery won't make you lose as much weight as sharon osbourne. 30. Do you have a trough in your kitchen? 31. can u hide this kilo of coke in your fat rolls on an international flight? 32. do you have prater-willie syndrome? 33. do you have celluite on your neck? 34. I hear that heidi pike johnson's a good cook 35. you make the Minion look anorexic 36. Can martin del toro marry one of your chins to get a green card?
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#178319 - 07/11/06 10:51 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta?
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#178320 - 07/11/06 12:04 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	38. Stop! 39. No! 40. Don't! _________________________
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#178321 - 07/11/06 02:28 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	"You're like a big, sweet Teddy Bear." _________________________ Quah.
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#178322 - 07/13/06 12:44 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
pornloser Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/12/05 Posts: 167	Quote: 37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta? is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread?
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#178323 - 07/13/06 06:34 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
BIFFâ„¢ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread? His English has always been complete shit. He needs CAOH to translate for him. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#178324 - 07/13/06 06:43 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Heywood Jablowme ADT regular Registered: 01/01/06 Posts: 5 Loc: Darwin's waiting room	10. "No, I won't fuck you." 9. "I don't care how much money you have, leave me alone." 8. "Look, stop following me, ok!" 7. "How did you get my address?!" 6. "How did you get my phone number?!" 5. "I have mace!" 4. "Get off my property!" 3. "Oh God, I just threw up in my mouth. Please put your pants on." 2. "I have a gun!" 1. "I'm calling the police!" _________________________ "...my gun holds twelve in the clip and and one in the chamber and I'm 24/7. You can be my "Wonderland." - Kurt Lockwood
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#178325 - 07/14/06 06:23 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Quote: 37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta? is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread? suck my dick look my english its better now
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#178326 - 07/14/06 06:23 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Quote: Quote: is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread? His English has always been complete shit. He needs CAOH to translate for him. fuck you bitch- look my english its better now
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#178327 - 07/14/06 10:24 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Stay on track guys. This thread is funny. Dont hijack it. _________________________
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#178328 - 07/14/06 11:00 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	41. why are you putting your hands around my neck? NO!! NO!!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! GACK!! GACK!! GACK!!!!!!!!
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#178329 - 07/14/06 07:21 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: Quote: Quote: 37.Do your mother dump the baby to raise the placenta? is it me or did your english go to complete shit in this thread? suck my dick look my english its better now it is Look at my english, it's much better now. _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#178330 - 07/14/06 07:47 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Cum Stains Gay For Pay Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 1058 Loc: Keen for Peen	Quote: 41. why are you putting your hands around my neck? NO!! NO!!!!!! AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! GACK!! GACK!! GACK!!!!!!!! AC wouldn't even hurt a fly. Just attract flies. _________________________ Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
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#178331 - 07/15/06 12:08 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
Vukmir Vukmir Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/21/03 Posts: 675 Loc: Belgrade	Mean people suck
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#178332 - 07/15/06 07:08 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Mean people suck that's just because the truth sucks, don't confuse the messenger with the message.
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#178333 - 07/18/06 07:59 AM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	42. Quick here he comes, pull the prime rib from the buffet. For the love of God hurry! 43. We don't usually put a chicken pattie between the patties in a double cheeseburger sir. 44. The daycenter for the homeless is one block over and two blocks down. 45. I don't care how small your dick is honey, it will be an extra $100 if you want to fuck me.
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#178334 - 07/22/06 04:26 PM Re: Top 10 things said to AC Cream:
DHMN69 Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 06/29/06 Posts: 34 Loc: Minnesota	Rachel Worth (Worth-a-million.com) came up with a picture and caption from June 2005, at http://www.worth-a-million.com/KSEX/061005/pages/image109.html He's been dubbed 'keyboard warrior' by many people because he can't back it up. _________________________ We B Pervs My Website, Clickonthese.com
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