29. Sir, the surgery won't make you lose as much weight as sharon osbourne.

30. Do you have a trough in your kitchen?

31. can u hide this kilo of coke in your fat rolls on an international flight?

32. do you have prater-willie syndrome?

33. do you have celluite on your neck?

34. I hear that heidi pike johnson's a good cook

35. you make the Minion look anorexic

36. Can martin del toro marry one of your chins to get a green card?