10. Where’s your pass?

9. What are you doing outside my window?

8. Stop, that hotel room door only unlocks with a pass-key.

7. Please don’t eat me.

6. Does someone really make those shoes?

5. Have you ever heard of a razor?

4. Please don’t sit on the girls.

3. I’m sorry sir your girth is too great to permit you into one of our theatres seats.

2. Jesus I can smell you from here.

1. Eeeeewwwwwww !!!!