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#538043 - 12/25/11 09:41 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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I prefer just the punchline, the after blurb is to help explain where the conversation could be found, for those interested. --Jerkules on JB's QOTD rant
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral 
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#538273 - 12/28/11 10:17 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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Fucking a woman in her ass, especially if I know she's doing it for rent money, is my greatest pleasure. --Rear Admiral
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#538563 - 12/30/11 04:27 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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"Nikki Nova's is indeed a tasty, tasty-looking snatch, and I for one would like to read your report on how its sweet nectar tastes before I drive to Virginia Beach and pay her $100."
---Rear Admiral
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#538644 - 12/31/11 05:27 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Registered Sex Offender
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Load Dumper
Registered: 04/16/09
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I don't think there's really much at all to push some one from this imaginary line between "good and evil" Such a small amount of a definable line people don't want to admit it. Life circumstances will shape a persons psyche enough to drive someone either insane, sadistic, violent, into a serial killer, rapist, child molester, or the next Mao. Genetics and psychology. Stop trying to elevate humanity beyond the state of the grotesque malformed current wave of animal mutations we are, it reeks of religious vomit.
-fat bloody fingers
Dude!!! That quote is soooooo black metal.... 
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#538692 - 12/31/11 12:31 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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"There's not a huge difference between using dildos on yourself and/or posing nude AND actual hardcore porn. To say otherwise is really kidding yourself."
--- Jim Rockford
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#538693 - 12/31/11 12:33 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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^^^ Off topic, but our cable company just started offering VH1 Classic. Or as I call it: the 80's Heavy Metal Channel. On the one hand I'm totally wallowing in the Testament/ Metallica/ Slayerism of it all. On the other I was the only one of my mid 80's circle that listened to anything remotely "thrashy". Until Grim Reaper got medium rotation on MTV with See You in Hell. But nothing further than that.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#539496 - 01/05/12 10:20 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"She's never been one of those whores that just shot a 300 inter-species she-male gangbang creampie paid in cash same day yet can't pay a parking ticket."-gia jordan on christie lee
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#539665 - 01/06/12 08:52 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12905
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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"I’m not going to wait around 28 years just to pity-fight you." J.B to Dick Dastardly, perpetuating the only good argument going on here.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#539906 - 01/07/12 04:03 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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"Also, everytime I see a picture of Desi, I imagine her twat smells like tuna wrapped in salami and set in the August sun for a few days, with a hint of Virginia Slims and feet." -- Jerkules on Desi Foxxxxxxxxxx nee Diana G----------
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#540038 - 01/08/12 01:47 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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I like all comment ^^"
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#540040 - 01/08/12 01:53 PM
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J.B.
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^^^ Hey Mopetard? What IS Happening? 
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#540042 - 01/08/12 02:04 PM
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J.B.
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"If she had a dick, Panzer would be in love."
---JasonH
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#540997 - 01/15/12 11:26 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
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"Her issues stem from being a self medicating hypochondriac, who could drink most folks under the table while sucking 3 dicks at the same time."-i forgot who because it was so funny but someone on kacey jordan
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#541893 - 01/24/12 10:32 AM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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"Doing the porn math, if Tori is 24, why couldn't she have left the 5 month old home with her 8 year old?"
-Jigaloo
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#542574 - 01/29/12 08:12 PM
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You're using the King's English, only it's Don King.
- Jigaloo
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#544534 - 02/20/12 04:27 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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"Being called Amish Market, now Panzer is going to write a letter to the city asking for money because there's not actually Amish people there."-jigaloo
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#544909 - 02/23/12 11:30 PM
Re: Quote Of The Day
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Porn Jesus
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"Ah, ya give a whore money for cancer, next think you know one of comes around begging for abortion money. Some cans of worms you just don't wanna open."- Jerk
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#545353 - 02/27/12 01:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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"Where do you ideas come from?"
A question that is only asked by the non-artist. Seriously, I'm tired of trying to answer that question. I just refer people to my FAQ's page now. I feel your frustration on that one, Al. A totally pretentious asshole commenting on the Weird Al interview on WTF podcast. I want to flame him so bad. http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_257_-_weird_al_yankovic
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#545381 - 02/27/12 05:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
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I thought it was Weird Al's quote. Being the highly paid artiste he is, it seemed OK by me. But seeing it was some jagoff fan, yeah, what a pretentious cocksucker.
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Having killed someone doesn't make you a killer- @KINGROCHE
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#545903 - 03/03/12 04:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"jesus fawkin' a, people!!! this is like cxxx and kurt lockwood engaging in a debate about sexuality."-cumstains
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#546311 - 03/06/12 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"For a long time FA was my masturbation porn of choice. I don't know why but seeing the look on the girl's faces when they realize what they just got themselves into.. I kinda got off on that:)"
-Aaliyah Love.
Long may she stay with the XPT posse!
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#546711 - 03/09/12 05:34 PM
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"Mustard is as Mustard does."
---Faceblaster
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#546788 - 03/10/12 09:52 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Are you fucking retarded? A self proclaimed title doesn't mean anything (well maybe to you). Call yourself the Lord High Emperor of Anal, or Pope of Anal. Problem solved.
--- cqd
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
-- Rear Admiral
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#547400 - 03/15/12 01:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Richard the posters here will never understand your sexuality, but from what you have written and shown interest in I think it must be rather advanced. Have you made friends with Ryan Knox?"-cqd to richard hungwell
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#548012 - 03/19/12 06:58 PM
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"Don't let Monica know we got a Wine Box here, she'll never leave"
--Jerkules (Shoutbox)
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#548013 - 03/19/12 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thank you sir.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#548400 - 03/23/12 07:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I only hate women online where I'm allowed to do so with no repercussions, thank you.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#548700 - 03/25/12 08:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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I had a doper buddy I used to drop acid with. He had an 8 year old step son who looked like DeNiro from Taxi Driver. It was weird as hell seeing a little kid like that with a full mohawk. One time I went over and he had one eye done up like the dude from A Clockwork Orange. He was bragging that his mom helped him with it.
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#548702 - 03/25/12 08:28 PM
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I'm gonna be all Eddie Normous with the cactus here, people:
“I have a mohawk. They stereotype me.”
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#548759 - 03/26/12 11:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
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No problem man. I feel the same way.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#549595 - 04/04/12 04:41 PM
Re: Funny Shit Jerkules Says
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Porn Jesus
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"Helpful, yet insulting. It's either xpt or Costco." -Barry
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#550544 - 04/14/12 09:27 PM
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It's a tie:
"She's a dumbass cunt I've never heard of and can get chick cancer and die."
---Barry The Pirate
"When she tells me why women would rather discuss problems than solutions, I'll tell her why guys watch porn."
---Jerkules
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#550550 - 04/14/12 09:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thanks. Took me a while to find the proper universal characteristic to use.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#550552 - 04/14/12 10:01 PM
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J.B.
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I never meta-comment on this shit but it was gold, really. Fucking sig-worthy.
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#550926 - 04/18/12 01:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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"Wow I'm out of the loop. I'm so used to chicks being called whores and cunts around here that I read 'nice cunt though' as Bridgette B's a nice person."-gia jordan
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#551473 - 04/24/12 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Thank you Miss.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#552584 - 05/05/12 10:41 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 07/28/07
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"Nah, if I'm gonna taste dark meat, I want a bitch the color of used motor oil. A real, honest to goodness shine." -- Jerkules commenting on why he isn't interested in light-skinned black chicks.
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"I'm a minor character in my own story", Steve Coogan as Tony Wilson in 24 Hour Party People
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#552587 - 05/05/12 11:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I wouldn't fuck a slope that spoke remotely intelligible Engrish either.
Thank you, by the way.
Edited by Jerkules (05/05/12 11:10 PM)
Edit Reason: Forgot the thanks.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#553096 - 05/12/12 02:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think porn people, who have no money, look for a lawyer you can pay with blowjobs and a baggie of meth. Both of which I like, but which are not the staples of my existence.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#553108 - 05/12/12 08:17 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^^^haha just came here to post the EXACT same quote.
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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