You left out the part about where it's for profit. It's parody. You lose.

As for Christian, you tried to hide your gay past. Stop being wordy and just own up to the fact you were catching and pitching in gay films. Also, you're putting at risk the female talent by continuing to do this while filming "straight" porn. The gay film industry doesn't have testing like AIM. Stop the madness and pick one or the other.