Smelly Monkey has been gone a long time and so has Arab. No doubt they kept the cage going and their aspersing ways brought joy to us all, but I'm board and I want stir some shit up. Contribute you lame ass fuckers, the fan boy shit is at an all time high and we need to get the fire hose out to clear the cage out and most importantly get rid of the adt smell.

Lets see what has happened in porn lately:

Luke becomes military advisor to the bush administration.

http://lukefordrelationshipblog.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-to-handle-dear-leader-kim-jong-ill.html

“It is time America recognized that it no longer has any moral obligation to be the beat cop of the Korean peninsula. “

“The free Koreans have many times the GDP with which to build a military establishment powerful enough to counter Pyongyang. Moreover, they have the know-how to go nuclear in a big, big way if they want to for the sake of deterrence. LET THEM. “

“Our soldiers are very badly needed here to help reestablish control over our border with Mexico. Here, on our soil, they could do America some good, by keeping out the Invaders from the Third World lands to our south “

Luke means you smartt and elglorioso!

Seymore Butts hurting talent agency:

“In honor of our country’s independence, Lighthouse is offering 50% off all agency fees on all jobs completed in the month of July. “

Michelle the sex addict:

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/michelle.htm
“Thursday, 9 February 2006, 10:06:22 AM- My introduction and where I stand with me sex addictionMy name is Michelle. I have suffered from a sex addiction since I was 14 years old. I am driven towards sex no matter what the negative repercussions may be. I have given away job after job and relationship after relationship as this disease has progressed. Most recently, it was discovered that I was having sex with numerous fellow employees at RTD in Denver, Colorado. I was, as a supervisor, going to men's homes that worked under me, to have sex with them. I was doing this while I was on the clock and they were not. This ultimately cost me my job. A job that paid 80k a year and supplied me with great health insurance. “

Thats hot!

So come on fuckers, get your shit together. You know who you are. Whores are being put on psych watch, producers are being sleazebags and more importantly Gia dyed her hair. Crazy whore.

Nice off-color digital camera pick of your monitor.

No worries guys its an old pic from a couple years ago... Gia is still raven haired, lol.

Sex addict? Wtf? Who isn't addicted to sex?