Every once in a while, I go delving into the archives to regale myself with classic postings past. I had to give this gem a bump:

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Another one: Since the decision to appear in Gag Factor by a dumb whore is basically a tragic one, why not score the series with some tragic music instead of that stupid techno/rock shit? I suggest Albinoni's Adagio. Every time I listen to it I think of Gag Factor. You wouldn't have to pay for the rights, it's in the public domain. You could get Johnny Thrust to play the basic melody on his Casio keyboard.


I'm not familiar with Albinoni's work, but I had in mind what this might be. I downloaded it just to satisfy my curiosity and my suspicions were confirmed. It's the classic "tragedy" score, often used in movies to accompany the death of a beloved character, or the horrific aftermath of a battle.

Simp is a man of true artistic vision. Please Gagmasters, do this. I'm not a gagging fan, but even I would buy this purely for the twisted artistic vision.

However, I disagree with simp on one point. A Casio keyboard will not do. For full poignancy, the music should definately be played on an authentic 1970s Bontempi electronic organ.
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