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Many of the current favorites of porn chicks, like Xanax, Vicodin/Percocet and Fioricet With Codeine, when combined with the booze they invariably drink, seriously fuck with their complexions. Anything from rashes to zits to a white, pasty opaqueness manifests itself in these girls who drink and pop pills. Their tiny, porn chick livers and waste removal systems can only tolerate so much before the shit splls out through their pores.....It's definitely strokeable, watching their denials ( "pills? Who Me? No I dont do Pills....I dont have a problem!") crumble in the face of the relentless onslaught of side-effect reality.

Nothing hotter than a chick at the height of a Vicodin buzz looking lovingly up from your crotch with your dick in her mouth...at that moment, AT THAT instant, she actually, PROBABLY, TRULY LOVES you...you have 17 minutes to take advantage of that situation before the buzz wears off and she has second thoughts about guzzling your load down.



There seemed to be a fair amount of xanax junkies at the convention this time around. Usually the girls are high strung but man, this time around they were so flimsey with their motor skills it made me wanna smack them hard to wake the fuck up.

Friggin pseudo-down syndrome or some shit.