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She said you'd never get up the nerve to get off yer arse and go see Lexi Belle in person at the NJ Exxxotica show.


Whoever said it is likely correct.

I'm that odd breed of stalker who can't be bothered to leave his couch.

I don't even "follow" her "tweets" unless Mopez sends me screencaps.

But, I am an odd breed. A fanboi who lives in an environment considered hostile, if not fatal, to fanbois. On the other hand, fanboi-ing here isn't really fanboi-ing since it is unlikely that any of the objects of my affection ever read my fawnings.

If a fanboi posts pathetic drivel to whores who are NEVER going to read it, does he even exist??

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defending her honor


If she somehow had a remote clue I existed, [again, I doubt she reads this board and I doubt CXXX and/or Gia have tattled on me as threatened] I would bet she would abnegate any services I could offer with indifferent disdain.

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