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#177658 - 07/06/06 05:09 PM Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 01/18/06
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We hired a cameraman named Miles Long (of Sight & Sounds Productions, Inc.) for our last shoot. He came recommended as he has shot for Michael Ninn before and that was the type of look we were trying to achieve.

BIG MISTAKE!

Not only would he not take direction, he had no problem telling everybody else how to do their jobs, even the director!

It was both hilarious and insulting listening to him tell Evan Stone (winner of best male performer at this year's AVN awards) what he was doing wrong and how to improve his performance. Kudos to Evan for not clocking the guy.

The director would tell him how he wanted a shot blocked out and this guy would just nod and then shoot it the same way he shot everything else, blown out, out of focus on every closeup, and every shot is at a dutch angle (not a single level scene in 5 hours of recorded footage).

This guy was one of the least talented camera operators I've ever seen and that's including my drunk Uncle Vern on a camcorder. At least Uncle Vern can transition from one shot to another insted of just dropping the camera to his side and walking across the set before bringing the camera back up to the action.

Not to mention that he verbally insulted the female talent so much that one of them, Jessie Summers, left the business.

Miles Long = Worst Shoot Day of Your Life
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#177659 - 07/07/06 04:43 AM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 06/02/03
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What exactly is "Dutch angle"?

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#177660 - 07/07/06 04:51 AM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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What exactly is "Dutch angle"?




It's like those diagonal angles Spike Lee used. Gawd, why do I know that? How embarrassing...good night, people.
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#177661 - 07/07/06 08:47 AM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 04/23/03
Posts: 16
next time you're looking for a shooter who delivers the goods, get in touch.... vid or stills or both... dv or hd, my cams or your's... no drama, arrogance, whatever... dutch angles or level horizons. have shot thousands of scenes.

prettygirlshooter@hotmail.com

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#177662 - 07/07/06 10:56 AM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 07/22/05
Posts: 324
This dickhead used to be married to Shay Sights until she dumped him for another dickhead, Nick Manning.
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#177663 - 07/07/06 03:41 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 07/06/05
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Loc: South of Heaven
Nic Manning is cool.
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#177664 - 07/07/06 08:30 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Nic Manning is cool.




Yeah, and hot.
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#177665 - 07/07/06 09:05 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 03/28/04
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Nic Manning is cool.




yeah. as much as he is a character, he's a solid cat.
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#177666 - 07/07/06 09:06 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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What exactly is "Dutch angle"?




It's like those diagonal angles Spike Lee used. Gawd, why do I know that? How embarrassing...good night, people.




...? like the old batman tv show when they showed the bad guys?
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#177667 - 07/08/06 04:27 AM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

Quote:

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What exactly is "Dutch angle"?




It's like those diagonal angles Spike Lee used. Gawd, why do I know that? How embarrassing...good night, people.




...? like the old batman tv show when they showed the bad guys?




Precisely...it was done to enhance the 'craziness' of villains like the Joker and the Riddler.

I was just watching the movie a couple of weeks back and it was really apparent, because there are no less than 4 villains in the piece.


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#177668 - 07/08/06 01:08 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Registered: 04/20/05
Posts: 260
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

What exactly is "Dutch angle"?




It's like those diagonal angles Spike Lee used. Gawd, why do I know that? How embarrassing...good night, people.




...? like the old batman tv show when they showed the bad guys?




Precisely...it was done to enhance the 'craziness' of villains like the Joker and the Riddler.

I was just watching the movie a couple of weeks back and it was really apparent, because there are no less than 4 villains in the piece.






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#177669 - 07/08/06 01:13 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
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Precisely...it was done to enhance the 'craziness' of villains like the Joker and the Riddler.



As someone previously mentioned (Gia Jordan?) Spike Lee also used them to great effect to rachet up the more tension-filled scenes in Do The Right Thing. I was also gonna mention Shay's relationship to Miles but once again, someone beat me to it.


Edited by Crucifixio (07/08/06 01:14 PM)

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#177670 - 07/08/06 03:56 PM Re: Miles Long - Asshole Cameraman
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
Sooooo. Then Dutch angle is like the angle one would get whilst bending over and looking at ones own asshole in the mirror? Horrifying! No wonder everyone thinks Miles long sucks!

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