Quote:Q: Why is it good to have Del Toro as a passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone.Q: Do you know why Del Toro got fired from the M&M factory?A: For throwing out the W's.Q: Why did Del Toro keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So he could keep the refrigerator cold.Q: Did you hear about the Del Toro coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: Did you hear about how Del Toro was found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?A: He went to see "Closed for the Winter". Q: What do UFO's and a good Del Toro movie have in common?A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Del Toro is so dirty he makes mud look clean!
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