Hello I just found this forum like 10 minutes ago by chance and it looks like a very interesting place. I will try to make this message brief. First of all about myself, I only watch Lesbian Porn, nothing else. I don't like watching straight porn cause I don't need to see other men's penises. Yes I am a guy. Alright enough with that.

I am sort of tired of most Lesbian porn because they aren't directed correctly or is just a plain waste of time to watch. Why?

A) Have a Theme: crappy lesbian porn has no storyline, ie- 2 or 3 girls wearing shiny outfits or started off being naked and then getting it on. Sorry but there needs to be some sort of setup. IE, teacher/student, Cop/Robber or any other more creative themes.

B) Use of too many Toys and Dildos. Sorry but anything involving Dildos is a complete time waster and should be fast forwarded while watching. Unless the Dildo has been inserted into the vagina/butt and then sucked off.

C) Bad Directing or Crappy Camera Angles. Ok, this is the worst crime for crappy Lesbian porn and most crappy porn are guilty of this. When a Girl is going down on another Girl- NEVER ever spend minutes panning to the other girls face or filming the scenery. If you have to, pan to her face and then Cut back!! Don’t spend Minutes away!! I find that at the best Muff eating moment, the Cameraman either pans away from the Eating and then to the other girl and spends what seems like Hours there and then pans back when the Muff diving has stopped. Why pay your actresses good money when you do not film what you paid them to do?

Also During Muff diving, there is a tendency to shoot- from long range- and keep it long shot for too long. Sure, shoot an establishing shot but most of the time should be spent on close-ups. Not panning around and shooting behind the butt or behind the head. Let’s put it this way, Most Great lesbian Porn are not supposed to be directed like a Spielberg Movie or filmed like Casablanca. Good Lesbian porn has GREAT close-ups and medium close-up shots and spends the majority of the time on the art of vagina eating.

There are many a times where I just wanted to Kill the Cameraman because he thinks that he is like a George Lucas and starts filming all over the place and zooming in and out and panning like an idiot. Find another industry, maybe go film The Fast and the Furious, not porn.

D) Actresses who aren’t good Muff Divers. This is self explanatory, some actresses just doesn’t like eating muff and shouldn’t waste other peoples time, they should be doing straight porn. I am talking about flicking the tongue and barely grazing the vagina. The proper technique is to go deep down, bury your face in there for a long period of time, and also sucking on the labia and holding it in for a long period of time. Good Lesbian Porn involves many minutes of Vagina eating and not 30 seconds- and the other 20 seconds wasted when the cameraman is panning to the kitchen stove on the set.

Also Anything that involves Inserting food into the Vagina and then removed and eaten by the other actress is GOOD stuff! A good Example of this would be: Decadent Divas 2: Where Aelea was eating Grapes out of some Girl’s vagina.

E) Talk Dirty. I am sorry but Lesbian porn where both actresses says nothing just doesn’t cut it. There has to be a large amount of Filthy talking. The word ‘Pussy’ in lesbian porn is very tame. The word ‘Cunt’ or ‘Slit’ or ‘Snatch’ is good. Nothing beats the Word ‘Cunt’ or ‘Hole’ in Lesbian porn. IE. Best dirty talking Porn is Steve Austin’s Filthy Talking Cuntlickers, Hillary Scott, Lauren Phoenix and a few others.

F) Some of my All-Time Favourite Lesbian porn scenes or Series.

1) Steve Austin’s Filthy Talking Cuntlickers is Gold, especially number 4, with the First Scene between Stormy Dreams and some other actress!! Probably the best scene ever! Lots of Close up shots and tons of Filthy talking mixed in with Eating Different Positions. What the Heck happened to this series??? They should make 5,6,7 etc.

2) Babe Illustrated 15 and Midnight Caller with Lauren Phoenix! Damn this Girl can Eat Muff and get in Deep. However she doesn’t do enough lesbian porn.

3) Hillary Scott’s scene with Brooke in Brooke’s Bitches. However the Cameraman in this sucks. Great Dirty talking by Hillary and Brooke and even the theme is sufficiently believable.

4) JM productions Violation Series started off Great and had a lot of Potential, but then later turned into nothing more then really Boring Dildo and Toys porn. With exception to some episodes, just not enough Muff/Butt eating.

5) JM productions Lesbian Bukkake had a lot of potential at first but turned old real fast. Once again, too tame and not enough Vagina to mouth action. Although I’ve only seen 1 and 2.

6) Belladona’s Lesbian Evil series is pretty Nasty! But once again the Cameraman needs to concentrate on the task and not his ability to move the camera in 10 different directions.

7) Cousin Steve’s Pussy Party isn’t bad but is mostly Fluff, I’d like to see more consistent Pussy eating and down and dirty stuff.

8) Any Mature and Young Lesbian series ROCK!!! This is the type of theme I am talking about. But yes, it still does suffer from the Crappy Cameraman syndrome, but the theme is what I am talking about. Or other cool Lesbian themes would be Tall Girl and very Short girl or Fat Girl and a Hot lesbian etc.

9) Vagina Eating Technique and What I’d like to See: Long and hard Vagina/Butt eating, or Tongue Fucking. Good Sucking of the Labia and holding it there. Burying the face into the Vagina. The Most Arousing thing to do would be to Rub the face of a Girl all over the Vagina, IE- involve other parts of her face into the vagina such as the forhead, eyes, cheeks, chin, nose etc. Also Sucking the pubic hairs is arousing.

10) Tit Sucking, A good Tit sucking Lesbian Porn would be Jamie and Makayla by Steamybabes. You all need to see that to know what good Lesbian tit sucking is all about.

11) and LAST but not LEAST Get RID of DILDOS!!!

There are a lot more that I wanted to add but this is good for Now since I am starting to feel like a Perv, I would like to hear what you all think of this or who you think are great Lesbian Porn actresses. A good consistent Lesbian Actress who gets really nasty is Kerri Windsor, although I would like to see many more step in her shoes or even outdo her.