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To all my fellow U.S. of motherfukkin A. porn-watching degenerate board mates, a happy Independence Day to you. 'Specially those of you who are forced to celebrate it from foreign shores.

Please be a responsible American and eat too much, sleep late, get too stoned, watch obscene porn all day, make fun of Frenchies, wave your flag in an illegal alien's face, kick Steph in the cunt, whatever you need to do.
As for me, well, like General George, I cannot tell a lie:

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My brother aaaahheemm procured for me a bunch of 1/4 & 1/2 sticks of dynamite. I'm going to show my patriotism by blowing shit up.

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Remember to throw them BEFORE they explode