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#177169 - 07/01/06 09:32 AM
I Love Brookers/ Hate YouTube
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I am mad crushing on Brookers. If it weren't for all your stupid youtube links, I wouldn't have discovered her weeks ago; however, my offer still stands on blowing your head clear off if I see any more youtube links on xpt.
I'm in love, Brookers. I wanna sing songs with you in my German auto and have you drive because I hate driving. I wanna see you lip sync 'Metro' by Berlin, and curl your lip to the part about hating you for loving me. I wanna do gangbangs for you to finance fixing your one flaw, so you don't have to look like you're eating an apple through the picket fence of our mansion where I have a Svengali like hand over you because I watched Weird Science when I was 12 and, since then, I wanted to manufacture my very own girl.
Brookers is love. 
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#177170 - 07/01/06 09:50 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Gee sorry, I have been sticking them in the "Utube" thread, thinking that people had free will and would not click the links if they weren't interested.
I don't understand the compulsion some people have to click links that may bother them, read posts they know will upset them, etc..
I guess the only question is to ask; how good a shot are you? If you're going to shoot my melon, I'm hoping you're a good aim because I already have closed head injuries, scars, etc..
Please use subsonic munitions with a lead core, something prone to break up after entry, or bounce around inside the skull.
When I was a kid, my next door neighbor had been a Michigan State Trooper, he responded to a home burglary, the robber stood behind a swinging door. When my neighbor passed through the door, the robber shot him in the back of the head, the bullet came out above his right eye.
It left him a parapalegic, I wouldn't want to live like that.
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#177172 - 07/01/06 10:05 AM
Re: I Love Brookers/ Hate YouTube
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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I don't know, I'm a tad jaded, my Nephew watches that Andy Milonakis on MTV all the time. Bookers is more talented and inventive for sure, but I'm kind of jaded on Teens With Video Cameras.
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#177174 - 07/01/06 10:16 AM
Re: I Love Brookers/ Hate YouTube
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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I am mad crushing on Brookers. If it weren't for all your stupid youtube links, I wouldn't have discovered her weeks ago; however, my offer still stands on blowing your head clear off if I see any more youtube links on xpt.
I'm in love, Brookers. I wanna sing songs with you in my German auto and have you drive because I hate driving. I wanna see you lip sync 'Metro' by Berlin, and curl your lip to the part about hating you for loving me. I wanna do gangbangs for you to finance fixing your one flaw, so you don't have to look like you're eating an apple through the picket fence of our mansion where I have a Svengali like hand over you because I watched Weird Science when I was 12 and, since then, I wanted to manufacture my very own girl.
Brookers is love.
Thanks for bringing up this issue Gia, I got a few thoughts and takes about Miss Brookers. To start with that Christmas vid you linked to. It was apparently made for her boyfriend Ben who goes away every Christmas. I can only imagine Ben's "excitement" over getting this video. It truly shows how much Brookers loves him, and how little a chance he is going to have gettting a 3some with Brookers and her best friend. Ahhh, the joy and sorrow of love.
Does this really qualify as talent? If so, how does this rank with say a porn star who has to pretend she is enjoying being banged by a limp dick Erik Neverhard? Is there a porn equivalent to lip-synching?
I'm all for teaching kids to express themselves, and to develop their talents, but in some cases it's better to lock them in a closet until they're 18.
P.S. If she's going to do a video it should be a reenactment of Robin Ventura getting his faced caved in by Nolan Ryan. It's the #1 Fight. Maybe someone can pound her two front chitlets into place.
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#177179 - 07/01/06 02:26 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Is there a porn equivalent to lip-synching?
Yes. It's called softcore.
 That's a damned good analogy, actually....
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#177180 - 07/01/06 02:41 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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#177182 - 07/01/06 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Don't talk about Brookers that way. Teeth can be fixed and her face is beautiful.
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#177192 - 07/02/06 10:02 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
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Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Ok elab, for some crazy reason the last three posts were funny. Kind of like you were reveling in your own patheticness or ineptitude
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#177193 - 07/02/06 05:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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#177194 - 07/02/06 05:54 PM
Re: I Love Brookers/ Hate YouTube
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Naw, I like the long, blonde hair better on her.
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#177196 - 07/03/06 01:54 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Naw, I like the long, blonde hair better on her.
<------I have no opinion, simply provided the link for you.
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#177197 - 07/03/06 04:26 PM
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