I am mad crushing on Brookers. If it weren't for all your stupid youtube links, I wouldn't have discovered her weeks ago; however, my offer still stands on blowing your head clear off if I see any more youtube links on xpt.

I'm in love, Brookers. I wanna sing songs with you in my German auto and have you drive because I hate driving. I wanna see you lip sync 'Metro' by Berlin, and curl your lip to the part about hating you for loving me. I wanna do gangbangs for you to finance fixing your one flaw, so you don't have to look like you're eating an apple through the picket fence of our mansion where I have a Svengali like hand over you because I watched Weird Science when I was 12 and, since then, I wanted to manufacture my very own girl.

Brookers is love.