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#177051 - 07/01/06 10:34 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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#177052 - 07/01/06 10:47 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
Well I am off the hook! See I knew this wasnt my own fault...this just in from Pungent Simian:

Quote:

From: smelly monkey

daburglar, more like daturdlar, get it? i switched the letter to turn your name into an insult against you. You suck, I paid hailey to blow you offfffffffff, she was cheap $50 was all it cost, she really didn't value your friendship much,




There kids, your god (not mine) has seen fit to provide you with this mock-entertainment and this should leave everyone convinced once and for all that I, Da Burglar's Ghost representing Da burglar who is dead, am innocent. Innocent of what? I dont know, I am just innocent,,,,


And now everyone needs to watch as I actually portray AC cream in a stunningly more positive light via yet another "whore-or" story....I'll give Hailey a break for now....


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#177053 - 07/02/06 06:36 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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See this is how it works with you: i mind my own business, go away, dont talk to you for a while, then I get these messages from you "Oh where are you?" 'Oh i miss you!" 'you don Love me anymore!' "please call me!!" "When are you coming to town?"

So i do call you, i do tell you what's up, etc etc...and you, once you have my attention, BLOW me off again....and it's not just me, you do it with others.




This is what's known as "using you to feel good about herself", and it's routine behavior for fucked-in-the-head chicks with low self-esteem. (Who'da thought you'd find girls like that in porn, eh?). Jesus Burg, how old are you? You should know this shit by now.

Those of us who read between the lines already figured that AC was victim to something similar. Still, dish away...
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#177054 - 07/02/06 10:16 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:


daturdlar




One word. And Smelly Monkey owns.
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#177055 - 07/02/06 06:19 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Burg should be like me and love everyone......except the saracen
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#177056 - 07/03/06 08:48 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Burglar, I hardly follow the gossip and rarely post here on the forum. But I think that you are a very insightful man. If you will be in Vegas in January for AVN, I am going to look for you and introduce myself, and your first drink is on me.





Ummm, thanks.....Ah, er, hey, far be it from me to turn down free booze, but...just so we are clear on a couple things....I'm not gay (or bi....or sell even) We'll have to come up with a code word or something cuz this happens to me all the time, I get offered free booze by men and women and before i know it I am being wheeled into a "special place" arranged just for me...





Yeah watch out for this dude burg.Kid Vegas could tell stories about him that would make the hair on the back of your neck stand up.
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#177057 - 07/03/06 06:26 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
This board has sunk to yet another new low.

I don't care who is fucking who off of camera nor do I want to read about it. If its not captured on film, why would I care.

I want to read about whores OD'ing in the bathroom, chicks shitting in make-up chairs, poisoning people, fights and mayhem. I'd also be interested in reading about how LAFD had to talk Lockwood down from the roof again because he can't come to terms with his homosexuality. Or how Steve Holmes infected yet another suitcase pimp with his mutant strands of herpes. These are all examples of "good" gossip.
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#177058 - 07/03/06 06:30 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Hey, 2cans. How's it beings?


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#177059 - 07/06/06 01:56 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Wise man once say, “man with no-self esteem in wheelchair wise investment for entrepreneuring whore.”

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#177060 - 07/09/06 08:54 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
Quote:

Wise man once say, “man with no-self esteem in wheelchair wise investment for entrepreneuring whore.”





Welcome back CM....where were ya when I needed ya?

I hate to admit it, but you may actually serve a healthy, useful purpose/role for me (and others) here....I dont like it, but I accept it.


AC Cream was framed....sort of....

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#177061 - 07/09/06 09:08 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:


Welcome back CM....where were ya when I needed ya?





I am alway everywhere burg, watching.

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#177062 - 07/09/06 10:40 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
I met Burglar during the weekend of the convention. He is a pretty cool guy and man did he unfortunately get a dose of a daily occurance in porn valley, usa. Sorry you had to grow through it and see/witness it first hand. At least the Sunday party was cool.
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#177063 - 07/09/06 11:41 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
Quote:

I met Burglar during the weekend of the convention. He is a pretty cool guy and man did he unfortunately get a dose of a daily occurance in porn valley, usa. Sorry you had to grow through it and see/witness it first hand. At least the Sunday party was cool.





'Sup Ivan...Hey man that Sunday party was cool, if you have any pics of Avenah Lee post one, that's what this thread needs, totally fucking hott Asian Chicks with Nice Racks. :banzaicream:

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#177064 - 07/10/06 08:42 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Here ya go!

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#177065 - 07/10/06 11:39 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137



Ridiculously cute....what's great about her too is she is actually pretty intelligent and has a totally filthy mind/mouth. I should have wheeled away with her when I had her on my lap smoking cigs...

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#177066 - 07/11/06 03:57 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Quote:




AC Cream was framed....sort of....



I could of told you that along time ago
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#177067 - 07/13/06 11:00 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
she really is cool and cute as a button
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#177068 - 07/13/06 09:45 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Registered: 07/13/06
Posts: 17
D.B....I'm still waiting for your insider claims to perpetrate! Where you at? Was this all a heavy handed ploy to make girls call you and beg forgiveness? Is your lack of a "money talk" the result of them calling you and feeding your ego, thus satisfying the savage beast? Me no get it? You apparentl need keyboard viagra to finish whatcha started.

p.s. You're making Nor Cal look bad bro...
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#177069 - 07/13/06 10:16 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
Ivan Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 77
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
LOL I was actually curiuos about what he was going to say. Shit poor guy witnessed all kinds of crap that weekend. He saw my sorry ass be a little bitch at times LOL
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#177070 - 07/14/06 01:41 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I'm not that interested in watching Hailey Young's scenes. Its just I seem to prefer asians, ethnics or at least girls who are more voluptuous. She's just a bit skinny for me. She seems really nice though and its really nice how girls in porn get to know their fans

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#177071 - 07/14/06 05:13 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I'm not that interested in watching Hailey Young's scenes. Its just I seem to prefer asians, ethnics or at least girls who are more voluptuous. She's just a bit skinny for me. She seems really nice though and its really nice how girls in porn get to know their fans





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#177072 - 07/14/06 08:31 PM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

D.B....I'm still waiting for your insider claims to perpetrate! Where you at? Was this all a heavy handed ploy to make girls call you and beg forgiveness? Is your lack of a "money talk" the result of them calling you and feeding your ego, thus satisfying the savage beast? Me no get it? You apparentl need keyboard viagra to finish whatcha started.

p.s. You're making Nor Cal look bad bro...




co-sign
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#177073 - 01/03/07 07:01 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
spill NOW
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#177074 - 01/03/07 07:32 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

spill NOW




I'm leaving for LA in a few minutes so let me leave you with this:

According to Hillarity Snott, 90% of Brandon's 50 to 1 was shot in the apartment they shared when they were a couple. It pissed Hill off to no end, understandably. Before she hated my guts, she used to give me kudos for Brandon Bashing....I quote the reigning Anal Queen: "Brandon's goal in life is to fuck as many teenage prostitutes as possible...he uses things like this as his own private escort service..."

This was all in response to my completely baseless, but apparently 100% accurate, accusation(s) that Brandon is a sex addict.

But Hill got the drop on me with Hailey, warning me as far back as last March ( a good 3 months before the Jim South Jr fiasco) that I was messing around with someone I shouldnt. Bottom line is this: Hillary is incredibly shrewd and obviously successful...but she is also cold and brutal...I deeply regret being on her bad side, she will force the issue if I run into her in person by challenging me to say to her face what I write online.

Who here thinks I am up to this challenge? I didnt back down last year after the Yeasty Pussy/"I'm leaving Porn" fiasco...


Next issue of Gossip when I get down to LA tonite: Jenna Presley's Head and what it means to Hailey Young.
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#177075 - 01/03/07 07:33 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
burg, were you in the fly?
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#177076 - 01/03/07 07:37 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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burg, were you in the fly?





I got punched Sophomore, Junior and Senior years by the fly, Owl and FOX...joined NONE of them, I just went to all the parties anyway...I couldnt commit to anyone club dude, I was like the mobile party favor that everyone wanted at their bash. Dont ask me why, I just drank alot, did wheelies until i tipped over and did my Turtle-on-its-back impression.

Which one were you in?
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#177077 - 01/03/07 08:41 AM Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Tony Malice and Moderators:

Suggest a "cage" forum for Ivy League memories for James and Da B ...

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