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#177001 - 06/29/06 09:36 PM
Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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Like the movie "The Crow"....sometimes a person comes back from the dead to make the wrong things right. I am fucking back to put to rest one last time the disappointment and outrage that is felt by some, but not all, of the XPT community about my "fall from (dis)grace".
When I died, I took with me a whole shitload of porn gossip and knowledge that, much to my surprise was incredibly easy to accumulate. Luke Ford would give Holly's soiled Underpants to see my Myspace InBox.
Right now at least a few porn people and performers are shitting bricks about what i might say or reveal. Some of what I have to reveal wont make me look good, but since I am already dead, I dont give a fuck How it makes me look anymore ... that's the first step to my redemption in this afterlife, because when I first joined here, and for a long while afterwards, I only wrote and posted for my own benefit and amusement. I didnt give a fuck about anyone's opinion....Somehow I lost my way, got really horny and tried to "get cozy" with the industry and a few porn chicks. I learned the hard way...very HARD way.
So what does everyone say? Do they want my ghost to reveal what I died with? XPT Simple Poll Time:
I feel invigorated again....
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#177002 - 06/29/06 09:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Hey Burg, welcome back. I say fuck it, spill the beans.
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#177003 - 06/29/06 10:05 PM
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I've always assumed that this is the place to spill industry dirt, be it genuine or bullshit, for the purposes of scandal and entertainment. I would not, however, enjoy seeing any of the good guys catch fire from a burning bridge, but that's just me.
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#177005 - 06/29/06 10:36 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Make it good and all your essays will be forgiven.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan
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#177006 - 06/29/06 11:02 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Make sure if you do it that its under 500 words or less
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#177008 - 06/30/06 01:07 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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spill the beans buddy. it was good meeting you
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#177009 - 06/30/06 01:11 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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I've always assumed that this is the place to spill industry dirt, be it genuine or bullshit, for the purposes of scandal and entertainment. I would not, however, enjoy seeing any of the good guys catch fire from a burning bridge, but that's just me.
Floof, send me a PM on who the "Good guys" are, I respect what you wrote, as always. Wait, nix the PM, send me a myspace message...
And WHO THE FUCK Was the ONE person who VOTED "NO" in the Poll???
While we wait for polling to close....
First Juicy Tidbit Preview: All three people in the Brandon iron / Hillary scott / Hailey Young love triangle have COMPLETELY different versions of what the fuck was going on and who the fuck was doing what to whom....amazing!
Second juicy Tidbit Preview: How many people actually believe Christie lee's storie about giving up Los Angeles, porn, a boyfriend who works for Playboy, and the porn life style, to go home to the family in Sud-fuckin-bury Canada and wipe old peoples' shitty asses???
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#177010 - 06/30/06 02:33 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I've always assumed that this is the place to spill industry dirt, be it genuine or bullshit, for the purposes of scandal and entertainment. I would not, however, enjoy seeing any of the good guys catch fire from a burning bridge, but that's just me.
Floof, send me a PM on who the "Good guys" are, I respect what you wrote, as always. Wait, nix the PM, send me a myspace message...
And WHO THE FUCK Was the ONE person who VOTED "NO" in the Poll???
While we wait for polling to close....
First Juicy Tidbit Preview: All three people in the Brandon iron / Hillary scott / Hailey Young love triangle have COMPLETELY different versions of what the fuck was going on and who the fuck was doing what to whom....amazing!
Second juicy Tidbit Preview: How many people actually believe Christie lee's storie about giving up Los Angeles, porn, a boyfriend who works for Playboy, and the porn life style, to go home to the family in Sud-fuckin-bury Canada and wipe old peoples' shitty asses???
The poll is a foregone conclusion. Dish NOW!
Remember, it's the cage, you can always backtrack and claim it was satire.
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#177013 - 06/30/06 08:16 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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hey burg, now I know you're a true shithead. going to stabb in the back all those porn chicks you cozied up to to try and recapture some cage cred you lost by turning fan boy. pretty despicable, you already blew it here... now you are showing your true colors.
Right on time Ghostshadow, XPT's professional wet blanket...so i guess you vote "no" huh? Ok everyone, sorry no shit will be dished now....ghostshadow stopped me from going completely over the edge, Phew.
"Stabbing Porn whores in the back? What is it when the backstabbers accuse the backstabber?"
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#177015 - 06/30/06 09:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Remember this old Cat Stevens song? Oh, Im bein' followed by a ghostshadow...ghostshadow, ghostshadow; Trollin' and a tardin' by a ghostshadow...ghostshadow, ghostshadow.
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my keyboard, lose my flame, Oh if I ever lose my hands, oh if.... I won't get to tard on James no more. And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry, Yes if I ever lose my eyes, oh if....I won't get to troll h2c no more.
Chorus
And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg, Yes if I ever lose my legs, oh if....I'll still be Burglar's whore. And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south, Yes if I ever lose my mouth, oh if...I won't get to xxx-porn-talk...
Did it take long to find me? I asked the light. Did it take long to find me? Can you accept me if I lose this fight?
Chorus
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#177016 - 06/30/06 09:32 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Remember this old Cat Stevens song?
Oh, Im bein' followed by a ghostshadow...ghostshadow, ghostshadow; Trollin' and a tardin' by a ghostshadow...ghostshadow, ghostshadow.
And if I ever lose my hands, lose my keyboard, lose my flame, Oh if I ever lose my hands, oh if.... I won't get to tard on James no more. And if I ever lose my eyes, if my colours all run dry, Yes if I ever lose my eyes, oh if....I won't get to troll h2c no more.
Chorus
And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg, Yes if I ever lose my legs, oh if....I'll still be Burglar's whore. And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south, Yes if I ever lose my mouth, oh if...I won't get to xxx-porn-talk...
Did it take long to find me? I asked the light. Did it take long to find me? Can you accept me if I lose this fight?
Chorus
It's "Moon Shadow" and he's a Muslim Extremist now. Yusef Islam/Cat Stevens
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#177017 - 06/30/06 09:39 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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It's "Moon Shadow" and he's a Muslim Extremist now.
Nice rendition Willie!
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#177018 - 06/30/06 09:58 AM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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It's "Moon Shadow" and he's a Muslim Extremist now.
Yusef Islam/Cat Stevens
Thank you. I knew the song, I know he converted. I know he wanted to kill Salman Rushdie. I know they called that off.
This just in...Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.
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#177020 - 06/30/06 12:16 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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It's "Moon Shadow" and he's a Muslim Extremist now. Yusef Islam/Cat Stevens
Hey Bad_Bad, why don't you switch to a website that might do you some good. For Bad_bad
Because I like the level of stupidity you guys display and pointing out the obvious.
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#177021 - 06/30/06 01:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 322
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Right on time Ghostshadow, XPT's professional wet blanket...so i guess you vote "no" huh? Ok everyone, sorry no shit will be dished now....ghostshadow stopped me from going completely over the edge, Phew.
"Stabbing Porn whores in the back? What is it when the backstabbers accuse the backstabber?"
Shit or get off the pot.
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#177022 - 06/30/06 02:18 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Burg, I can't help but admire your ability to make yourself the center of attention without doing or saying anything worthy of attention. Did someone talk you off the ledge last night?
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#177024 - 07/01/06 10:43 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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Burg I never thought it would come down to this but go ahead and say all the shit about me on here to everyone as you said on my voicemail and in messages, i dont care anymore, if u think its everyones business and its so ammussing because you have nothing better to do then lets hear it, i dont give a fuck, u say I have issues, yeah i do, who doesnt but the fucked up part is that you will never admit to your own
BOO YA!!!!!!!!!!
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#177026 - 07/01/06 12:51 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Like the movie "The Crow"....sometimes a person comes back from the dead to make the wrong things right. I am fucking back to put to rest one last time the disappointment and outrage that is felt by some, but not all, of the XPT community about my "fall from (dis)grace".
When I died, I took with me a whole shitload of porn gossip and knowledge that, much to my surprise was incredibly easy to accumulate. Luke Ford would give Holly's soiled Underpants to see my Myspace InBox.
Right now at least a few porn people and performers are shitting bricks about what i might say or reveal. Some of what I have to reveal wont make me look good, but since I am already dead, I dont give a fuck How it makes me look anymore ... that's the first step to my redemption in this afterlife, because when I first joined here, and for a long while afterwards, I only wrote and posted for my own benefit and amusement. I didnt give a fuck about anyone's opinion....Somehow I lost my way, got really horny and tried to "get cozy" with the industry and a few porn chicks. I learned the hard way...very HARD way.
So what does everyone say? Do they want my ghost to reveal what I died with? XPT Simple Poll Time:
I feel invigorated again....
Wow, if this isn't a cry for attention I don't know what is.
Ghost of Daburg "Hey everybody vote for me to dish dirt"... maybe now they won't dog me out.
Dude, I was never of the ones who dogpiled onto you, but this is over the top attention whore. If you're going to dish, Dish. Asking people if should dish is paramount to asking people if they like you.
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#177027 - 07/01/06 01:07 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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Burg I never thought it would come down to this but go ahead and say all the shit about me on here to everyone as you said on my voicemail and in messages, i dont care anymore, if u think its everyones business and its so ammussing because you have nothing better to do then lets hear it, i dont give a fuck, u say I have issues, yeah i do, who doesnt but the fucked up part is that you will never admit to your own
You are not very smart...the stuff on messages between us is just that, BETWEEn us, except you, with an obvious guilty conscience, just drew your own blood...wtf??
See this is how it works with you: i mind my own business, go away, dont talk to you for a while, then I get these messages from you "Oh where are you?" 'Oh i miss you!" 'you don Love me anymore!' "please call me!!" "When are you coming to town?"
So i do call you, i do tell you what's up, etc etc...and you, once you have my attention, BLOW me off again....and it's not just me, you do it with others. And what's amazing is you have no problem coming online to address it once you cant deal with the uncertainty of what people might actually be saying about you unbeknownst to you....
You know you are full of shit, and yes obviously you do give a fuck....
So since you are so certain as to what i was gonna say and do with this thread smartypanties, tell me what i should start with or say next....
You cant bounce through life off people and just expect them stand there and let you have your way all the time and on your own time and desires...and you cant skirt through life unaccountable to what or how you treat people (or yourself for that matter.)
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#177028 - 07/01/06 01:41 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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Burg I never thought it would come down to this but go ahead and say all the shit about me on here to everyone as you said on my voicemail and in messages, i dont care anymore, if u think its everyones business and its so ammussing because you have nothing better to do then lets hear it, i dont give a fuck, u say I have issues, yeah i do, who doesnt but the fucked up part is that you will never admit to your own.
Hailey, you seem nice and all, so be assured it's nothing personal, but we're eager for the dirt. This place has always been about shameless entertainment at other people's expense. Come to think of it, isn't that what this whole industry is about?
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Wow, if this isn't a cry for attention I don't know what is.
Ghost of Daburg "Hey everybody vote for me to dish dirt"... maybe now they won't dog me out.
Totally valid point, but surely we should encourage him in case he does have some juicy morsels? We can tell him what we really think of him afterwards.
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#177030 - 07/01/06 02:16 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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Hailey, you seem nice and all, so be assured it's nothing personal, but we're eager for the dirt. This place has always been about shameless entertainment at other people's expense. Come to think of it, isn't that what this whole industry is about?
See, that's the point...Hailey comes off as the sweetest, nicest person (for a porn chick) when you first meet her, and in certain situations. Then that front, that mask disappears and the real person(s) show up...All i intended to discuss here regarding Hailey was the ALREADY PUBLIC issue of her whole involvement with Brandon Iron and Hillary Scott, which goes all the way back to Last year when hailey shot for brandon quite a bit...This was discussed in my interview with hailey a couple months ago, back when she still pretended to be on good terms with me. What she is pitching a fit about now has to do with her whole treatement of people in general and her personal life...shit which I had no intention of divulging here. She raised the issue because she (1) Knows what she's done to people and how she's treated them and is deathly afraid of being called out on it....what she doesnt realize is most people that know her pretty much already know; (2) She is compulsively obsessed with peoples' opinion of her and whether she is fooling them or manipulating them into thinking what she wants them to think about her...
Prior to the end of January, according to both hillary and brandon, hailey was contacting and flirting heavily with brandon...of course as is now known, hailey flirts heavily with every guy she pretty much comes across. Hillary caught wind of this and was upset due to her relationship with Brandon....Brandon also was interested in hailey, primarily for shooting since hailey does such demonically insane scenes for Brandon, but also Brandon probably liked hailey sexually/personally too (why wouldnt he?). Hillary felt threatened by hailey's interest in Brandon and strongly told hailey to back off....then hailey, around early february, came across someone/something FAR better than Brandon, and to make herself look a certain way in that new, better person's eyes, started acting repulsed by Brandon's advances/interest, ultimately telling Brandon to take a hike (a sharp turnaround from the messages she sent brandon up to and including AEE/AVN). Hillary dumped Brandon for other reasons ultimately....That's it as far as that goes...
Besides, I FREELY admit, were i to start dishing on what happened personally between myself and Hailey, she has just as much EMBARRASSING shit on me as I do on her...which makes her response and fear above absurd. I cut loose from hailey this past weekend because I just got fed up with her treatment of me...I felt pretty bad about it, but when i found out Thursday and Friday that she has/had treated Other guys pretty much the same way, my bad feelings about cutting loose from her disappeared and I was no longer concerned about sparing feelings (hers or mine) or salvaging anything.
The good news is I can start watching her porn scenes again I guess without feeling fucking weird or sick....
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#177031 - 07/01/06 02:19 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Burg Thanks for showing your true, pathetic, whining interior for us all to validate. Man up and spill the "dirt" or quit asking for attention. Either way you've already proven yourself to be a punk.
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#177032 - 07/01/06 02:20 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#177034 - 07/01/06 03:43 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Burglar, dude. Take a step back and evaluate where you are right now.
Two weeks ago you were a fanboy pseudo-journalist cozying up to the girls to ask them questions. That was sad and patheitc enough.
Now you are telling us that you tried to make friends with them and you got your feelings hurt? That you are somehow helping us by telling their secrets?
Jesus, fucking AC Cream has more dignity than you.
You started off on this forum as an intelligent successful, insightful professional consultant with a drinking and pornography addiction. You've turned yourself into the bastard child of AC Cream and Firewall.
It's time for an intervention.
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#177035 - 07/01/06 04:28 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 137
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Burglar, dude. Take a step back and evaluate where you are right now.
Two weeks ago you were a fanboy pseudo-journalist cozying up to the girls to ask them questions. That was sad and patheitc enough.
Now you are telling us that you tried to make friends with them and you got your feelings hurt? That you are somehow helping us by telling their secrets?
Jesus, fucking AC Cream has more dignity than you.
You started off on this forum as an intelligent successful, insightful professional consultant with a drinking and pornography addiction. You've turned yourself into the bastard child of AC Cream and Firewall.
It's time for an intervention.
Jesus, you know what grizz? That was like a blast of cold water in the morning.....holy shit....you are totally, TOTALLY right. WTF was i thinking/doing?
Pornchicks are like roaches, they survive even their own nuclear blasts. If you get fucked over or hurt by them, you cant complain or let the wounds show, you just need to discreetly limp away and not whine. Wow, did I fuck up....
This thread originally wasnt about hailey, but i stupidly responded to her angst-ridden/guilt-ridden post and made it such....I guess it is because, in her particular case, it wasnt me "trying" to be friends with her per se, but me forgetting that being friends with a pornchick is not the same as being friends with norml chicks. Of course now we dovetail into the issues of porn chicks lamenting why they have no normal non-porn friends, blah blah blah...
Porn is only for the truly sick, twisted, selfish, lazy, damaged, sociopaths of society....I dont qualify. I have no business trying to be friends, or more, with a chick, or any chicks that love, or cannot imagine a more inspired destiny for themselves than, getting splooged on in the face by 12 guys at a time and believing that that makes them "prettier"....I have an appointment Monday at 9:15 am, thanks grizz....
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#177036 - 07/01/06 04:41 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Burglar, dude. Take a step back and evaluate where you are right now.
Two weeks ago you were a fanboy pseudo-journalist cozying up to the girls to ask them questions. That was sad and patheitc enough.
Now you are telling us that you tried to make friends with them and you got your feelings hurt? That you are somehow helping us by telling their secrets?
Jesus, fucking AC Cream has more dignity than you.
You started off on this forum as an intelligent successful, insightful professional consultant with a drinking and pornography addiction. You've turned yourself into the bastard child of AC Cream and Firewall.
It's time for an intervention.
Jesus, you know what grizz? That was like a blast of cold water in the morning.....holy shit....you are totally, TOTALLY right. WTF was i thinking/doing?
Pornchicks are like roaches, they survive even their own nuclear blasts. If you get fucked over or hurt by them, you cant complain or let the wounds show, you just need to discreetly limp away and not whine. Wow, did I fuck up....
This thread originally wasnt about hailey, but i stupidly responded to her angst-ridden/guilt-ridden post and made it such....I guess it is because, in her particular case, it wasnt me "trying" to be friends with her per se, but me forgetting that being friends with a pornchick is not the same as being friends with norml chicks. Of course now we dovetail into the issues of porn chicks lamenting why they have no normal non-porn friends, blah blah blah...
Porn is only for the truly sick, twisted, selfish, lazy, damaged, sociopaths of society....I dont qualify. I have no business trying to be friends, or more, with a chick, or any chicks that love, or cannot imagine a more inspired destiny for themselves than, getting splooged on in the face by 12 guys at a time and believing that that makes them "prettier"....I have an appointment Monday at 9:15 am, thanks grizz....
I liked you better on tilt.
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#177037 - 07/01/06 05:20 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 250
Loc: Hailey Young's closet
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This thread is pretty fucked up. No good comes of this. If a chick wants to act like an ass on a porn set, that is fair game, if she wants to take the pornstar hat off and be a regular person and confide in a friend, that doesn't really belong on a message board. These girls are like anyone else in entertainment, they play a role for all of us in these films, but they are real people otherwise just like all of you. Think about how you would like it if some dickhead in your office put up a messageboard to discuss with everyone else you work with and know about the fucked up shit in your personal life. I am sure you can all agree that your personal lives do not deserve to be spewed out by people you consider friends. ISn't there some bimbo strung out on drugs doing lines of coke off some scumbag producers cock in the back of some gonzo set that we can talk about instead?
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#177039 - 07/01/06 06:01 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Bring this guy back - we LIKED him Quote:
This chick was more than likely down in LA scoring from horny doctors whatever prescription pharmaceuticals she needs to treat the migraines she obviously gets from being a culturally bullemic, morally bankrupt nymphomaniac with an IQ of 170 that likes to get fucked in the ass while reading The Wall Steet Journal, Nabokov's "Lolita", James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", Friedrich Nietzche's Treatise on Nihilism and/or Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. She probably decided to make a porno or two while down there scoring her Xanax/Oxy/Vics/<insert name of favorite pill-that-induces-false-sense-of-well-being>.
As a member of the Silicon Valley / Bay Area chapter of "Executive Level Perverts Of The Information Technology Industry Who Indulge In All The Sexually Deviant Things We Missed Before When We Were Too Busy Studying And Dreaming Up Things Like .... Internet Search Engines" (Post 69), nothing frightens me more than these under 30, fairly hot, sexy, intelligent (Escorts/Prostitutes/Concubines/Sex Therapists ... pick one) who also happen to be psycho babbling whack jobs (usually from drugs.) I stick with the 35-45 year old ladies-for-hire who can at least hide their "false-sense-of-well-being" and still let me cum on their face (and without the fuckin hillarious $100-$200 surcharge for "porn star service")
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#177041 - 07/01/06 06:29 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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#177042 - 07/01/06 06:32 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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This thread is pretty fucked up. No good comes of this. If a chick wants to act like an ass on a porn set, that is fair game, if she wants to take the pornstar hat off and be a regular person and confide in a friend, that doesn't really belong on a message board. These girls are like anyone else in entertainment, they play a role for all of us in these films, but they are real people otherwise just like all of you. Think about how you would like it if some dickhead in your office put up a messageboard to discuss with everyone else you work with and know about the fucked up shit in your personal life. I am sure you can all agree that your personal lives do not deserve to be spewed out by people you consider friends. ISn't there some bimbo strung out on drugs doing lines of coke off some scumbag producers cock in the back of some gonzo set that we can talk about instead?
it was the paranoid guilt-ridden interjection of a post by a pornchick who feared Not-too personal shit being revealed when she had no such thing to fear. and in fact no real personal information or issues have been revealed here... But what about when the pornchick is CLEARLY zonked stoned repeatedly in public or at a public event? Or what happens when the supposed pornchick friend stops being a friend and treats you like shit or disrespectfully repeatedly? What about when the person is revealed to be a phony and totally messed up? And buidling on Ghostshadow's point, it appears that it is not possible or advisable to be friends with porn chicks at all? They are incapable of being friends?
I made the concession that being friends with a pornchick is not the same as being friends with a normal chick.
The Hillary example ghostshadow does not fly...she blurted out to me back in December that she was leaving the business "the next day"...that is kinda newsworthy for someone of her stature. hailey is just paranoid she will be shown to be the neurotic phony that she is by someone she toyed with and used as she wanted, and who found out she had done so to others as well, thus negating the usual "angry jilted fanboy defense or his word against mine..."
lmao at "pornstar hat".....
What's really REALLY funny....a couple porn chicks mentioned in this thread, when they call on their phones, their real names show up on the IDs. wtf? If they are so concerned about their personal lives sanctity, or even of keeping up fronts, they must realize Stupidity has its own price and consequences regardless of all other things.... total bullshit.
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#177043 - 07/01/06 06:37 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Bring this guy back - we LIKED him
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This chick was more than likely down in LA scoring from horny doctors whatever prescription pharmaceuticals she needs to treat the migraines she obviously gets from being a culturally bullemic, morally bankrupt nymphomaniac with an IQ of 170 that likes to get fucked in the ass while reading The Wall Steet Journal, Nabokov's "Lolita", James Joyce's "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man", Friedrich Nietzche's Treatise on Nihilism and/or Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. She probably decided to make a porno or two while down there scoring her Xanax/Oxy/Vics/<insert name of favorite pill-that-induces-false-sense-of-well-being>.
As a member of the Silicon Valley / Bay Area chapter of "Executive Level Perverts Of The Information Technology Industry Who Indulge In All The Sexually Deviant Things We Missed Before When We Were Too Busy Studying And Dreaming Up Things Like .... Internet Search Engines" (Post 69), nothing frightens me more than these under 30, fairly hot, sexy, intelligent (Escorts/Prostitutes/Concubines/Sex Therapists ... pick one) who also happen to be psycho babbling whack jobs (usually from drugs.) I stick with the 35-45 year old ladies-for-hire who can at least hide their "false-sense-of-well-being" and still let me cum on their face (and without the fuckin hillarious $100-$200 surcharge for "porn star service")
Grizz, unfortunately, that's the problem...what I described there ALSO exists in Porn with many of these chicks...in fact you have hit closer to home than even you realize....DRUGS <shudders> lol Christ, me lecturing on drugs....
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#177047 - 07/01/06 08:51 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
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Burglar, I hardly follow the gossip and rarely post here on the forum. But I think that you are a very insightful man. If you will be in Vegas in January for AVN, I am going to look for you and introduce myself, and your first drink is on me.
Ummm, thanks.....Ah, er, hey, far be it from me to turn down free booze, but...just so we are clear on a couple things....I'm not gay (or bi....or sell even) We'll have to come up with a code word or something cuz this happens to me all the time, I get offered free booze by men and women and before i know it I am being wheeled into a "special place" arranged just for me...
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#177048 - 07/01/06 09:16 PM
Re: Da Burglar is Dead
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/09/06
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(Somebody HIJACK this thead already...I am busy watching every fucking hailey Young porn scene I ignored the last six months... :bananabrokendick: I had to glue my cock back on 30 minutes ago, and the neighbors called the fire department up here in Sacramento cuz they saw smoke coming out the window...) OK! Back the fuck up.....Everyone READ this thread from the beginning, LOGICALLY until they reach the following quoted post from Ms Young.... Quote:
Burg I never thought it would come down to this but go ahead and say all the shit about me on here to everyone as you said on my voicemail and in messages, i dont care anymore, if u think its everyones business and its so ammussing because you have nothing better to do then lets hear it, i dont give a fuck, u say I have issues, yeah i do, who doesnt but the fucked up part is that you will never admit to your own
Would someone please tell me where the fuck this post comes from, other than a paranoid guilty conscience? Fuck! This is bullshit...
Here goes....i told Hailey off this past monday after she blew me off for several consecutive days (unintentionally or intentionally I dont know but it happens a lot with her). I lost it and left her a very harsh, meanspirited message basically telling her to go the fuck away and to remove me from her myspace page....a day later after i had calmed down, I regretted my harshness, but not the decision, and i nevertheless tried to apologize...I even confessed my true feelings to Hailey after 8 months of friendship (no sex between us, unless you count talking REALLY dirty to each other on the computer) and waited for her to respond to my apology...WHILE waiting however, I was contacted by a third party, a casual friend of mine and a VERy close friend of hailey's who essentially echoed the EXACt same experience and rollercoaster of emotions in his relationship with hailey. In other words, he completely validated my assessment of hailey and my justification in getting upset at her, because she had done the same to him....except in his case he was actually sticking his dick in her....
So i left hailey a voicemail Friday night saying, for real, "i've really had it, I cant deal with this or you anymore, and that you need professional help." That's it! Then along comes this post from her throwing her hands up in the air and telling me to tell you guys what i left her a voicemail about...which tells me i must have been spot on accurate in my voicemail to provoke such a reaction from her (in other words, if i was wrong or full of shit, she would have just ignored it all. it's the old adage of "me thinks she doth protest too much" or some shit...of course, Hailey loves bondage so she protests all the time, but any-hoooo....
Does everyone see what happened at this juncture? I am not going to reveal any personal info about hailey or hurl baseless accusations....nooo sir, i am only going to hurl shit that I know will stick! to be continud....
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