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#176904 - 06/29/06 05:27 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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we are not 80 years old like you, I thought old people stayed together anyway, you must really be a looser then.
Once again you fail
Age insults are really quite lame
Spell loser much dolt?
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#176905 - 06/29/06 05:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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we are not 80 years old like you, I thought old people stayed together anyway, you must really be a looser then.
Once again you fail
Age insults are really quite lame
Spell loser much dolt?
Sure I will spell it, how do you spell your name again?
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#176906 - 06/29/06 05:29 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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youl'd ? are you hopped up on goofballs codger?
Come on now codger
Is really quite old and lame
Why not try foagie?
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#176908 - 06/29/06 05:30 PM
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taking yourself and it all a bit seriously aintcha fluff?
Listen Sparky, if we want to see random video clips of fucking whatever shit, we'll go to YouTube by ourselves. Mmmkay?
"Funny the First Time" is a rule of comedy as well. Work on it.
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#176909 - 06/29/06 05:31 PM
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Eat a dick, CAOH. By the way, how's it goin'? 
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#176910 - 06/29/06 05:32 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Sure I will spell it, how do you spell your name again?
It's from an Old Song
A lyrical referance
About Chicago
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#176911 - 06/29/06 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Come on now codger
Is really quite old and lame
Why not try foagie?
why not try a 45 to the skull and do this board and the american tax payer a favor? 
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#176912 - 06/29/06 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You all sound like a bucnh of nerdy faggots, the way you bicker. if you ask me. You fucking queers.
No shit. Monkey lurks here now and again. When he signs back in I hope this shit-assed thread will disappear.
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#176913 - 06/29/06 05:33 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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random clips of fucking whatever shit has to be better than the contrived putdowns that have been evidenced lately... being Big Badass Mean ol Bastard only really works if you have the Wit that some of the Elders that neednt be named had... 
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#176914 - 06/29/06 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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You all sound like a bucnh of nerdy faggots, the way you bicker. if you ask me. You fucking queers.
No shit. Monkey lurks here now and again. When he signs back in I hope this shit-assed thread will disappear.
so do I
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#176916 - 06/29/06 05:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Paid taxes I have
Unemployment Insurance
Concept beyond you?
to bad the concept of being interesting is beyond you
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#176917 - 06/29/06 05:38 PM
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random clips of fucking whatever shit has to be better than the contrived putdowns that have been evidenced lately...
Like: Quote:
hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!
Thank you for nailing that down, Ace.
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#176918 - 06/29/06 05:41 PM
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Ace i was just trying to speak yr language...but i guess you do have seniority over me and you somehow know what monkey would want here...okay whatever man...go back to yr fuckin Star Trak 
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#176921 - 06/29/06 05:59 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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dude really stfu 
No, I'm going to keep going, just to have the last word. I know it annoys you guys, that's the only reason I'm doing it.
You could stop posting, and I'd stop responding.
Get me banned, whine to the moderators, PM Smelly Monkey and tell him you can't think for yourselves and you need him to come back and think for you.
Really WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THAT I SHOULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.
PM the moderators, tell them that you're forced to read my posts, I'm behind you with a 1911 stuck in your ear forcing you to read the posts aloud to others, I'm forcing you to click the refresh button.
Tell them the only thing that will save your life if if I'm banned.
Run crying to momma now.
You guys are really really tired.
Don't worry, I'll explain it to you again, I know you'll need me to explain it to you several times.
No one is forcing you to read it, no one is forcing you to respond to it, if you want the "Bad Porn Haiku Thread" to go away, stop posting to it.
I promise if you people who have difficulty with logic quit posting to it, I will as well.
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#176924 - 06/29/06 06:17 PM
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heheheh oh my gawd it is like when the Slave Masters leave and the Slaves start pickin on each other! fuck this perverted scene...I refuse to be lumped in with Bad_Bad!!!! Later Skaters! 
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#176927 - 06/29/06 06:28 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Let the cage return
Not long winded diatribe
Rewind to unkind
Malice,
I don't think your supposed to try and think or be original, you're supposed to whine for the return of smelly monkey.
Smelly Monkeys Gone
The Forum sucks chicken shit
Whaa monkey come back!
Something like that.
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#176928 - 06/29/06 07:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Trust me. Malice wants Monkey back.
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#176930 - 06/29/06 07:43 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Trust me. Malice wants Monkey back.
I don't doubt that, but it seems that the only acceptable thing to do on this forum is "Whine" for his return.
I didn't expect anyone to like my attempts at Haiku, I was just hoping that from the dregs we'd find a diamond.
Since no one else was the least bit interested in putting forth the slightest effort, it's a wash.
I didn't start the thread for me, except in the fact that I had hoped someone would actually write some funny haikus and I'd be able to read them.
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#176932 - 06/29/06 07:58 PM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
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No, I'm going to keep going, just to have the last word. I know it annoys you guys, that's the only reason I'm doing it.
You could stop posting, and I'd stop responding.
Get me banned, whine to the moderators, PM Smelly Monkey and tell him you can't think for yourselves and you need him to come back and think for you.
Really WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THAT I SHOULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.
PM the moderators, tell them that you're forced to read my posts, I'm behind you with a 1911 stuck in your ear forcing you to read the posts aloud to others, I'm forcing you to click the refresh button.
Tell them the only thing that will save your life if if I'm banned.
Run crying to momma now.
You guys are really really tired.
Don't worry, I'll explain it to you again, I know you'll need me to explain it to you several times.
No one is forcing you to read it, no one is forcing you to respond to it, if you want the "Bad Porn Haiku Thread" to go away, stop posting to it.
I promise if you people who have difficulty with logic quit posting to it, I will as well.
That's some fucking funny shit right there. 
I'm guessing if any of you ever figured out who Monkey is, you'd freak out and commit suicide just like a Christian would if you proved God doesn't exist LOL 
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#176935 - 06/29/06 08:20 PM
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and c62 there are many people that use yr as an accepted usage...most of us are in our 30's and were big fans of Sonic Youth and the scene from then and hold on to its usage as a reminder that we arent standard issue douche bags... i know it seem s stoopid but well is it any more stoopid than any of the arbitrary rules you feel you must enforce... and the second posting of the lion was to portray the pride gathering...but fuck it its a retarded mess off strays anyway ... so yall have fun and goodbye (so not a meltdown) 
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