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Has there been a thread monkeyworthy in here since his self imposed exile? I mean, by your estimation. I can't judge, I think theyt are all wonderful. Was loop & arab's "Nazi Cuties" thread begun befoere or after monkey's departure? And in any case why was it not continued? Did they run out of nazi cuties?

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Have 2 c it mad
what is fun he determines
haiku thread won't do


Who died and made him
Have 2 c it king of cage
no humor from him

Perhaps he can't do
Haiku just to hard for him
He who can't critics

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If you laid off the crank, you might actually come up with something interesting to say, you may even be able to hold down a job then too. I guess some people are just addicted to suckling the governments teat.

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Have2cit fool
Knowing not of what he speaks
Rambles without thought


I can't think for you
Think for yourself you must try
Stops brain atrophy

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Do you often write poetry to men? Your wife leaving must have really turned you off women.

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Is this your wife?

You filthy rapist no wonder she left !!!

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you know it's true. Maybe if you ask Christian really nice he can set you up with a friend.

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or you can just solicite sex in public parks, or do you already?

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Weren't you the one who bumped 20 threads in 10 minutes with absolutely nothing to say, me tired? compared to you I'm on amphetamines.

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Unemployed, unwanted, and unloved. Wow what a way to spend your life no wonder you only make 22K.

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How can you look at your own face in the morning when your living off the gov't? I would take a job sweeping floors before I would ever take a dime of gov't. money.

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Floof, I think it's time for "that picture."

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I don't know, I think Elaborator blundered in and has now used up the wildlife photo quota for this thread, that worthless piece of shit. Why not post some fucking links and no text El? Goddamn you suck, and now Bad has ruined the use of haiku around here too. Fuck all of these weak motherfuckers.

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you're three post behind, you better use your cain or you will never catch me

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If posting sans thought
Was all that I were to do
I'd be dumb like you

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Floof, I think it's time for "that picture."

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I don't know, I think Elaborator blundered in and has now used up the wildlife photo quota for this thread, that worthless piece of shit. Why not post some fucking links and no text El? Goddamn you suck, and now Bad has ruined the use of haiku around here too. Fuck all of these weak motherfuckers.

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Oh I'm sure there's a clip of a lion pride somewhere on YouTube

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Haikus you could post
My intent was for some fun
Weak Insults abound

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hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!

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don't be so down on yourself you are your own special kind of stupid.

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hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!

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Wow, way to cut right to the heart there. I'm crushed.

You have no honor, nor do you belong in the cage. Run off and pollute AWOP some more you fucking prat.

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Can you try to be
Original in the least
6th Grade long ago

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Weak like in your job skills or your marital skills?

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No weak like your skills
Rehashing the gifts from posts
You'ld be done without

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we are not 80 years old like you, I thought old people stayed together anyway, you must really be a looser then.

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we are not 80 years old like you, I thought old people stayed together anyway, you must really be a looser then.

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Once again you fail
Age insults are really quite lame
Spell loser much dolt?

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youl'd ? are you hopped up on goofballs codger?

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taking yourself and it all a bit seriously aintcha fluff?

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Sure I will spell it, how do you spell your name again?

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Come on now codger
Is really quite old and lame
Why not try foagie?

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why not try a 45 to the skull and do this board and the american tax payer a favor?

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You all sound like a bucnh of nerdy faggots, the way you bicker. if you ask me. You fucking queers.

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You all sound like a bucnh of nerdy faggots, the way you bicker. if you ask me. You fucking queers.

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No shit. Monkey lurks here now and again. When he signs back in I hope this shit-assed thread will disappear.

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why not try a 45 to the skull and do this board and the american tax payer a favor?

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Paid taxes I have
Unemployment Insurance
Concept beyond you?

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random clips of fucking whatever shit has to be better than the contrived putdowns that have been evidenced lately...

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hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!

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random clips of fucking whatever shit has to be better than the contrived putdowns that have been evidenced lately... being Big Badass Mean ol Bastard only really works if you have the Wit that some of the Elders that neednt be named had...

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dude really stfu

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well ....have fun. The only one i really hope dies in a fire is Fluffin and i care very lil about that...in fact http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaW-auOxAko&search=floof

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heheheh oh my gawd it is like when the Slave Masters leave and the Slaves start pickin on each other! fuck this perverted scene...I refuse to be lumped in with Bad_Bad!!!! Later Skaters!

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Well the feeling is mutual, I hadn't noticed you doing anything stellar.

The only poster on this forum consistently worth reading is COAH.

I was hoping he'd have a crack at a haiku and I'd get a good laugh off it it.

Short of that I had hope for Padover's Dark Humor or something I wouldn't expect from Gia, expecting the unexpected, maybe MIA has a hidden talent for verse?

Since the thread went from bad to lame in nothing flat....

There is still hope for a deletion.

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Let the cage return
Not long winded diatribe
Rewind to unkind

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Ace i[cap] was just trying to speak yr language...but i[cap] guess you do have seniority over me and you somehow know what monkey would want here...okay whatever man...go back to yr fuckin[sic] Star Trak[sic]

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Trust me. Malice wants Monkey back.

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Ace i[cap] was just trying to speak yr language...but i[cap] guess you do have seniority over me and you somehow know what monkey would want here...okay whatever man...go back to yr fuckin[sic] Star Trak[sic]

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Elab, there was a point to Floofin's first pic of the lion, yours was just a tacky "someone laugh at my post too" post. Don't ever do that again.

P.S. Would it kill you to add the "ou", only one person who is allowed to type like a 12 year old girl and his name is Garfield.

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Elab's best hope (and I'm not saying it was a good one) would have been to post something like.


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No, I'm going to keep going, just to have the last word. I know it annoys you guys, that's the only reason I'm doing it.

You could stop posting, and I'd stop responding.

Get me banned, whine to the moderators, PM Smelly Monkey and tell him you can't think for yourselves and you need him to come back and think for you.

Really WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THAT I SHOULD GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK.

PM the moderators, tell them that you're forced to read my posts, I'm behind you with a 1911 stuck in your ear forcing you to read the posts aloud to others, I'm forcing you to click the refresh button.

Tell them the only thing that will save your life if if I'm banned.

Run crying to momma now.

You guys are really really tired.

Don't worry, I'll explain it to you again, I know you'll need me to explain it to you several times.

No one is forcing you to read it, no one is forcing you to respond to it, if you want the "Bad Porn Haiku Thread" to go away, stop posting to it.

I promise if you people who have difficulty with logic quit posting to it, I will as well.

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That's some fucking funny shit right there.

I'm guessing if any of you ever figured out who Monkey is, you'd freak out and commit suicide just like a Christian would if you proved God doesn't exist LOL

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actually i am quite done with the whole scene... too many arbitrary rules that really dont mean anything. take care tho and i hope yr monkey comes back some day or whatever...

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and oh yeah yr Halo avator thing is sooper gay

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and c62 there are many people that use yr as an accepted usage...most of us are in our 30's and were big fans of Sonic Youth and the scene from then and hold on to its usage as a reminder that we arent standard issue douche bags... i know it seem s stoopid but well is it any more stoopid than any of the arbitrary rules you feel you must enforce... and the second posting of the lion was to portray the pride gathering...but fuck it its a retarded mess off strays anyway ...


so yall have fun and goodbye



(so not a meltdown)

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There aren't any arbitrary rules here, only one: Have a take, do not suck. It's simple yet covers so much. I'm sorry you had so much trouble with that one little concept. A lot of us seem to get it.

WTF is your avatar anyway?

I'm going to skull fuck you while I punch you in the head.

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now that is a classy line!

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Yesssssssss and my new sig.