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#176854 - 06/29/06 12:18 PM
Bad Porn Haiku Thread
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Bukkake Boy
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The monkey cage where
crap is flung into the fan
scattered everywhere.
J.M. Productions
Made American Bukkake
Indictments followed.
Haiku, Haiku very much!
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#176856 - 06/29/06 01:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Reply you must do
Using a Bad Porn Haiku
Haiku very much!
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#176859 - 06/29/06 02:26 PM
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Has there been a thread monkeyworthy in here since his self imposed exile? I mean, by your estimation. I can't judge, I think theyt are all wonderful.  Was loop & arab's "Nazi Cuties" thread begun befoere or after monkey's departure? And in any case why was it not continued? Did they run out of nazi cuties?
you will never run out of Nazis whores, but I thought this was a funny thread.
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#176860 - 06/29/06 03:20 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Have 2 c it mad
what is fun he determines
haiku thread won't do
Who died and made him
Have 2 c it king of cage
no humor from him
Perhaps he can't do
Haiku just to hard for him
He who can't critics
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#176861 - 06/29/06 03:27 PM
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oh man have2cit .... might be time to break out the shotgun
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#176862 - 06/29/06 04:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Have 2 c it mad
what is fun he determines
haiku thread won't do
Who died and made him
Have 2 c it king of cage
no humor from him
Perhaps he can't do
Haiku just to hard for him
He who can't critics
If you laid off the crank, you might actually come up with something interesting to say, you may even be able to hold down a job then too. I guess some people are just addicted to suckling the governments teat.
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#176863 - 06/29/06 04:25 PM
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#176864 - 06/29/06 04:31 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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If you laid off the crank, you might actually come up with something interesting to say, you may even be able to hold down a job then too. I guess some people are just addicted to suckling the governments teat.
Have2cit fool
Knowing not of what he speaks
Rambles without thought
I can't think for you
Think for yourself you must try
Stops brain atrophy
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#176866 - 06/29/06 04:36 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Have fun I have tried
You would rather criticize
Why not Haiku too?
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#176867 - 06/29/06 04:39 PM
Re: Bad Porn Haiku Thread
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Have2cit fool
Knowing not of what he speaks
Rambles without thought
I can't think for you
Think for yourself you must try
Stops brain atrophy
Do you often write poetry to men? Your wife leaving must have really turned you off women.
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#176868 - 06/29/06 04:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Is this your wife?  You filthy rapist no wonder she left !!!
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#176869 - 06/29/06 04:47 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Do you often write poetry to men? Your wife leaving must have really turned you off women.
You're so bitter when
Your brain becomes all painful
Asshole you become
Insult all you want
Of what you think not matters
You witless wonder
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#176871 - 06/29/06 04:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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you know it's true. Maybe if you ask Christian really nice he can set you up with a friend.
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#176872 - 06/29/06 04:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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you know it's true. Maybe if you ask Christian really nice he can set you up with a friend.
Better you must do
Reused shit is really weak
Try harder to think
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#176873 - 06/29/06 04:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
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or you can just solicite sex in public parks, or do you already?
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#176874 - 06/29/06 04:56 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Come Have2cit
You have the easier task
Do better you should
Lame Tired Insults
You repeat without an end
Weak at this you are
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#176875 - 06/29/06 04:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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or you can just solicite sex in public parks, or do you already?
Gee your repertoire
Is really kind of smallish
Compensate much?
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#176876 - 06/29/06 05:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Weren't you the one who bumped 20 threads in 10 minutes with absolutely nothing to say, me tired? compared to you I'm on amphetamines.
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#176878 - 06/29/06 05:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Unemployed, unwanted, and unloved. Wow what a way to spend your life no wonder you only make 22K.
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#176879 - 06/29/06 05:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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How can you look at your own face in the morning when your living off the gov't? I would take a job sweeping floors before I would ever take a dime of gov't. money.
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#176880 - 06/29/06 05:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Weren't you the one who bumped 20 threads in 10 minutes with absolutely nothing to say, me tired? compared to you I'm on amphetamines.
Bump threads I sure did
To drive kates threads from page one
Moved Good threads to top
Come you can't be done
With your insults old and lame
Or must the smoke clear?
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#176882 - 06/29/06 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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your not keping up there codger, maybe you better ask ol Rush for some litle blue wonders.
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#176883 - 06/29/06 05:09 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Unemployed, unwanted, and unloved. Wow what a way to spend your life no wonder you only make 22K.
Dean Vernon Wormer
Wow Animal House was made
1978
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#176884 - 06/29/06 05:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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you're three post behind, you better use your cain or you will never catch me
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#176885 - 06/29/06 05:12 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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How can you look at your own face in the morning when your living off the gov't? I would take a job sweeping floors before I would ever take a dime of gov't. money.
Pushing Brooms would be
A job you can do without
Having to think much
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#176886 - 06/29/06 05:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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God I love slapping old people around.
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#176887 - 06/29/06 05:13 PM
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Floof, I think it's time for "that picture."
I don't know, I think Elaborator blundered in and has now used up the wildlife photo quota for this thread, that worthless piece of shit. Why not post some fucking links and no text El? Goddamn you suck, and now Bad has ruined the use of haiku around here too. Fuck all of these weak motherfuckers. 
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#176888 - 06/29/06 05:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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maybe if you'd take the shit I just took in your mouth out you could type faster
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#176889 - 06/29/06 05:14 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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you're three post behind, you better use your cain or you will never catch me
If posting sans thought
Was all that I were to do
I'd be dumb like you
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#176890 - 06/29/06 05:15 PM
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hey fluffin fuck you and your mother! 
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#176891 - 06/29/06 05:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll let you catch up now
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#176892 - 06/29/06 05:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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If posting sans thought
Was all that I were to do
I'd be dumb like you
don't be so down on yourself you are your own special kind of stupid.
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#176893 - 06/29/06 05:17 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Haikus you could post
My intent was for some fun
Weak Insults abound
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#176894 - 06/29/06 05:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Floof, I think it's time for "that picture."
I don't know, I think Elaborator blundered in and has now used up the wildlife photo quota for this thread, that worthless piece of shit. Why not post some fucking links and no text El? Goddamn you suck, and now Bad has ruined the use of haiku around here too. Fuck all of these weak motherfuckers.
Oh I'm sure there's a clip of a lion pride somewhere on YouTube 
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#176895 - 06/29/06 05:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Haikus you could post
My intent was for some fun
Weak Insults abound
Weak like in your job skills or your marital skills?
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#176896 - 06/29/06 05:20 PM
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hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!
Wow, way to cut right to the heart there. I'm crushed.
You have no honor, nor do you belong in the cage. Run off and pollute AWOP some more you fucking prat.
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#176897 - 06/29/06 05:22 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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don't be so down on yourself you are your own special kind of stupid.
Can you try to be
Original in the least
6th Grade long ago
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#176898 - 06/29/06 05:22 PM
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i have no honor? lol taking yourself and it all a bit seriously aintcha fluff?
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#176899 - 06/29/06 05:23 PM
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Quote:
hey fluffin fuck you and your mother!
Wow, way to cut right to the heart there. I'm crushed.
You have no honor, nor do you belong in the cage. Run off and pollute AWOP some more you fucking prat.
This thread sucks
Melting down Krakatoa
Travelocity sucks donkey balls.
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#176900 - 06/29/06 05:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Can you try to be
Original in the least
6th Grade long ago
we are not 80 years old like you, I thought old people stayed together anyway, you must really be a looser then.
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#176901 - 06/29/06 05:25 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Weak like in your job skills or your marital skills?
No weak like your skills
Rehashing the gifts from posts
You'ld be done without
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#176903 - 06/29/06 05:27 PM
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No weak like your skills
Rehashing the gifts from posts
You'ld be done without
you'ld ? are you hopped up on goofballs codger?
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