My buddy Sarah says this:

"Interesting! I completely agree with your musings, Demi did NOT turn me on when she did it a million years ago, so there's NO WAY that heffa Britney is gonna do it looking like she grabbed some Clairol Nice N Easy and a Cheesy Bean N Cheese burrito combo before going on her fucking photo shoot for Bazaar! Blah, meh and pfft. At least Demi took a damn shower. She is so OVAH.

Although, I must disagree with you on one thing: I do not think Jamie Lynn will ever reach the level of fame Ms. Brit did---once was quite enough, thankyouverymuch! (however, I'm still scratching my head wondering how Hilary Duff ever got famous--I know chicks who work at my local Wachovia that are hotter...)"
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K