Thats hot.

I've gotten head from Pregnant Chicks twice (other than my ex-wife).

When I was in the P.I. I went to a Bar and was Playing Poker. One of the Guys suggested we play "Smiles" while playing poker. The Chick they chose was about I'd say five to seven months along. She was so talented I paid for a "Short Time" and let her complete the task, she was very nice, rubbing my shoulders and getting me drinks after that while I played Poker again.

The other time I was working at a GM Plant outside Toronto (Oshawa?) and there was a hotel next to plant with a Strip Joint. Went in for a cold one and one of the girls serving girls was knocked up, probably seven or eight months along. She told me for a $20 Tip (Canadian hehehe) she'd show her appreciation. She told me to finish my beer and go to the last stall in the restroom in about 20 minutes.
There she was, had a towel rolled up on the floor to cushion her knees and her top pulled down below her tits.
She had like baby-wipes that she used to clean me up with first, then she went to town.

Obviously Britney's next career choice is Porn.

As a long time Bazaar subscriber, you can only imagine my horror when I saw this cover. Some thoughts:

D-U-N...done - Who needs Brittney when we have stroke worthy lil sis, Jaimie Lynn Spears, coming up? Brit's over and no amount of starvation and cardio will bring her back. Sure Jaime's still a teen and teens usually don't land the cover of Bazaar, but they made an exception with Brit years ago.

Unoriginal - The naked pregger theme was ground breaking, maybe not hot, but ground breaking, 10 years ago with Demi Moore on the cover of Vanity Fair. The Fall issue of any fashion mag is the most anticipated of the year, so with a Fall preview issue, you'd want to see fashion on the cover. K-Fed's naked blown-out ATM card on the cover is a cop out.

I hope little Sean Preston likes the taste of silicone.

The only people that care about Brit. S are the paparazzi.

My buddy Sarah says this:

"Interesting! I completely agree with your musings, Demi did NOT turn me on when she did it a million years ago, so there's NO WAY that heffa Britney is gonna do it looking like she grabbed some Clairol Nice N Easy and a Cheesy Bean N Cheese burrito combo before going on her fucking photo shoot for Bazaar! Blah, meh and pfft. At least Demi took a damn shower. She is so OVAH.

Although, I must disagree with you on one thing: I do not think Jamie Lynn will ever reach the level of fame Ms. Brit did---once was quite enough, thankyouverymuch! (however, I'm still scratching my head wondering how Hilary Duff ever got famous--I know chicks who work at my local Wachovia that are hotter...)"

I think she should have had the photo taken when she was 8 or 9 months pregnant like Demi Moore

It must be just me, but preggo chicks as a fetish seems on par with bestiality, scat, and amputee porn. If they have to put a pregnant woman on a magazine cover, at least crop her from the tits up.

Are you expressing revulsion and moral superiority at my sexual predilections, sir. Mine suggestion to you is would be to free up you mind and shrug and say "To each his own" or "Whatever floats your boat" or if worst comes at worst "It's all good".

thought u might enjoy this pic...

So hilariously White trash! It goes to show that shitloads of cash don't trump trailerpark genetics.

She looks beautiful to me.