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Hello pot is that kettle I hear? You have yet to write anything entertaining or interesting on this board and you are constantly kissing "insider" ass. Why don't you go jerk off with a cheese grater, you self important douche bag.

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That's a stupid question. Jerking off with a cheese grater would be, not only horrifically painful, but would also do irreparable damage to my penile shaft.
And while I am, admittedly, a douche bag... I can't confess to being self-important, since I think so little of myself. I just think less of you .

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