see, i have two very distinct personalities, and i will be the first to admit it.
the me who is the brash asshole who always likes to play devil's advocate to piss people off and make people think. and just all around acts like a totally mysoginistc pig on the internet or on camera.
and then everyone who really knows me knows that my true personality is the brash asshole who likes to play devils advocate just to piss people off by making them think and acts like a totally mysoginistic pig. but also manages to be a all around good guy, some would say chivalrous.

see... 2 distinct personalities.

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