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ok, i'm baffled here. exactly how is the decision made that affixing elf-ears to women will sell more tape?

there's no way elf-ears can make women hotter, naomi watts with 7" ears couldn't overcome their freakishness. i can see there being some value on stapling them onto a really sub-par girl just to make her look like something totally-alien and subhuman, but mia's not exactly one of the girls you hire because you need a few filler-scenes on the cheap.

i suppose it's not as disconcerting as vampires having sex, and someone got that shit greenlighted for too-much money. scary fangs, elf-ears, pamela peaks masks, what's wrong with you pornographers?

if this shit actually sells, what's wrong with you fans? do you want to fuck pokemon characters or thundercats too?



the ridiculous nature of most people's sexual fantasies is the greatest problem for religion and the reason for philosophy. there's just no way to argue for the divinity of humanity when someone is sitting at home jerking off to a bukkake scene. it's irreconcilable.