ok, i'm baffled here. exactly how is the decision made that affixing elf-ears to women will sell more tape?

there's no way elf-ears can make women hotter, naomi watts with 7" ears couldn't overcome their freakishness. i can see there being some value on stapling them onto a really sub-par girl just to make her look like something totally-alien and subhuman, but mia's not exactly one of the girls you hire because you need a few filler-scenes on the cheap.

i suppose it's not as disconcerting as vampires having sex, and someone got that shit greenlighted for too-much money. scary fangs, elf-ears, pamela peaks masks, what's wrong with you pornographers?

if this shit actually sells, what's wrong with you fans? do you want to fuck pokemon characters or thundercats too?