I think that Mr. Thrust will choose option "e" after all just look at those beady little eyes and shifty behavior. I wouldn't feel safe out in the woods alone with him. As far as being Jewish I don't think he is but I do know that nice girls do have something to do with him, but just once. 'cause then he turns around and throat fucks them. Also I think that the crime scenes will be relegated to Kinko's parking lots. Those are his favorite hunting grounds!!