Anyone with even a passing familiarity with Gag Factor will have noted the nebbishy presence of Mr. Thrust, or Skunk Scrotum as I prefer to call him. It is also quickly apparent to any viewer that Johnny is by far the most vicious of the throatfuckers, often pinching shut the nostrils of his victims while his weiner is assaulting their mouth so as to cut off their access to air altogether. I believe he does this to evoke a response from them (hacking, vomiting, anger, crying, etc.) because it'll make "good copy" for the series, as they say. I think also it's also fair to assume that the bookish, nerdy, possibly Jewish Thrust is working out some deepseated hostility at all those inaccesible Goy bitches that have rejected him over the years. In any case, Gag Factor certainly affords him oppurtunities he wouldn't otherwise get. One assumes Thrust doesn't ever approach it as "work". It then becomes interesting to theorize what Skunk Scrotum would do were his Gag Factor gig suddenly to disappear. Where would he get his bitch-abusing, throatfucking, nostril pinching fix then? I'd like you all to chose from the following mutiple choice answers to this question, which, while not being definitive, certainly cover all the bases:

A) A week after Gag Factor is shut down, Thrust limps into a hospital Emergency Room with the tip of his penis severed. Police investigate and take a statement from a hooker with a bloody mouth who claims, "The little creep tried to choke me."

B) In a panic, Thrust tries to get work with Brandon Iron in Throatgaggers. Iron tells him, "Okay, Johnny, but be forewarned, I'm not going to go easy on you."

C) Skunk Scrotum goes into therapy, which fails. He then turns to drugs, which succeeds because it drives him to suicide.

D) John decides that the fun and games are over and what he really wants is to settle down with a nice girl. None will have him.

E) Determined to keep the throatfucking train going, Thrust begins to prowl the night, picking up prostitutes and taking them to secluded locations. While holding a gun on them he tells them "Cooperate, and you'll be back on the street in no time. Don't and you die. Bite, and you die." He then proceeds to throatfuck them and, of course, kill them whether they cooperate or not. As the bodies accumulate a serial killer is suspected and the press promptly dubs him the "Throat the Ripper" due to the common denominator of throat trauma in all the victims.

I think that Mr. Thrust will choose option "e" after all just look at those beady little eyes and shifty behavior. I wouldn't feel safe out in the woods alone with him. As far as being Jewish I don't think he is but I do know that nice girls do have something to do with him, but just once. 'cause then he turns around and throat fucks them. Also I think that the crime scenes will be relegated to Kinko's parking lots. Those are his favorite hunting grounds!!

Defenitly " e " . By the way Mr. Scrotum , are you Thee Johnny Thrust ?

I wish!! That guy is a pervert in every sense of the word. I can only wish to one day be like him. Besides I think he only really enjoys it if the girl pisses him off. What do you think? Hey I saw an add for the latest Gagfactor. It looks like Throat the Ripper's latest victim was Taylor Rain. Fuck Yeah!!!