JM Productions Moving to New Office & Warehouse Facilities
March 2, 2004



Chatsworth, CA - The perverts at JM Productions are packing up and moving to their new offices & distribution facilities at 9140 Owensmouth Ave in Chatsworth, CA 91311. The new building will begin operation on March 9th, and all current telephone numbers will remain unchanged.

Over the past year JM Productions has grown significantly, and new facilities were required to maintain efficient operation. "Our previous warehouse was completely packed," explains JM owner Jeff Steward, "Whores were tripping all over Gag Factor and American Bukkake boxes and getting hurt. Thankfully though, the videos themselves were not damaged."

The new facility will replace two buildings that JM had previously occupied, plus provide the company with room to grow for several years to come. JM will be distributing its own quality brand of filth from the new location, as well as titles from LéWood Productions, NXT LeVL Entertainment, and Powersville, Inc.

"The worst part about the overcrowding in our current facility is that we have been forced to turn away some needy whores," laments JM publicist Tony Malice, "They were forced out onto the streets to be degraded by lesser pornographers. God help them."

In addition to a significantly larger warehouse, the new location also features much more modern office space. "JM is giving me an office in their new building," reports an elated Mark Wood, "Every other company I've worked for made me work out of my car. That really sucked."

JM expects a smooth and seamless transition to operations at the new location. Distributors and suppliers are encouraged to contact the company at (818) 772-1320 should they have any questions concerning the move.

Will director Ashley Blew be getting her own office? Or is she still just a worthless whore?