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#17577 - 03/03/04 02:19 AM
Top 5 porn chicks that were born as men
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Here is smelly monkey's top 5 porn chicks that were born as men.
5. Lucy Thai: A picture says a thousand words in this case it says 6 . I was born with a penis. Image removed, but once you see a picture you will know what im saying.
4. Claire James: I hate claire james, and she has a masculine chin which means she earns a spot on the list.
3. Any porn star from Thailand: Weird people, who actually believe in changing sex mid way through life is a religious thing so its very common and scares the shit out of me. I am not GAY.
2. Jill Kelly: No explaination needed, although i do own a jill kelly tape, i am NOT gay.
1. Sammura shane: Can't find any pictures of her, so that should be a good indication that i made a great choice at number 1 for pornstars that were born as men. Go to her site and see for yourself , its like the red cross, she asks for donations. Donate $1 to the save a crack whore fund i think its listed as.
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#17578 - 03/03/04 02:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I will now post a poll givng the board a chance to vote for who you think is the biggest female pornstar who was born as a man, this makes no sense but you know what im trying to say.
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#17581 - 03/03/04 07:05 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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HOUSTON!!! can you say.... Plastic Surgery Disasters?
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#17582 - 03/03/04 07:41 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
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what do you mean by top 5? top as top of the list best ugly porn stars or the top 5 who resemble men and therefore are disgustingly ugly and unworthy of status as a female porn star? So... if it's the latter I 'd say (including porn babes no longer working as such): 1. Sharon Mitchell. 2. Houston 3. Julie Meadows 4. Aurora Snow 5. John Fagliano plus, Lucy Thai is hot goddamnit!
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#17583 - 03/03/04 07:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 12/22/03
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3. Julie Meadows 4. Aurora Snow
wtf are you smoking... and keep it away from me. those are two of the hottest girls in the biz...
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#17584 - 03/03/04 07:55 AM
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#17586 - 03/03/04 03:55 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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Here are my picks ..... 5. Jewel DeNyle ... fat , ugly and just plain gross . 4. Julie Rage ... ive seen men I would fuck before this whore . 3. Johnni Black ... leatherface from those " Chainsaw " movies has better skin than this shank .  2. Tabitha Stevens .... looks like Mr. Ed with tits . 1. Nicole Sheridan .... looks to be in her late 40s and has about as much stroke value as my grandmother .
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#17590 - 03/03/04 09:07 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 706
Loc: Las Vegas
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Eh,Jeff and Smutmutant:Houston is actually a humanoid fembot,and not a she-male(which her 600 person gangbang from long ago proved). And,Smut,it's pretty funny that you actually consider John Stagliono as a she-male,regarding how he sadly caught the HIV virus,even though he's still considered all man by everybody else in the industry,as well as being an enormously respected talent in the industry(which he richly,and deservingly,still is).
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#17592 - 03/04/04 05:32 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/03
Posts: 257
Loc: Porn valley ca
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(which her 600 person gangbang from long ago proved).
Please don't bring this up again I'm still seeing my shrink after having to watch the editing of it. 
I think Houston is one of Frankenstein's experiments gone extremely wrong
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#17597 - 03/04/04 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Yes sammura, listen to lurid, accept defeat. Now hop into the monkey's gimp box with all the other people he owns like fayner and claire james. Food stamp anyone?.
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#17600 - 03/04/04 06:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 09/03/03
Posts: 746
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NO YOU JUST A FUCKING LOSER WHO FEELS GUILTY ABOUT JERKING OFF TO PORN, SO TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER YOU TALK SHIT ON PORN MESSAGE BOARDS.AND DON'T TRY TO PM ME AGAIN. BITCH!
LIKE I SAID BEFORE GO JERK OFF TO PICS OF FAYNER.DAMN A GUY THAT DON,T LIKE PORN,BUT HANGS OUT ON PORN MESSAGE BOARDS TRYING TO GET EVERYBODY TO BELIEVE YOU SUCKED FAYNER'S COCK BUT I BET YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS IN THE REAL WORLD HOW YOU HATE FAGGS AND SHIT LMAO.GUESS BEING A PORN WHORE AIN'T TO BAD NOW IS IT?
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#17603 - 03/05/04 12:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Poll has ended. Sammura has won the first annual porn star that has the apperance of someone born as a man award. Here are the final results
sammura 5 votes claire james 4 votes jill kelly 4 votes
Tony danza then appearance to blurt out his winners song as sammura slowly makes her way down to the front of the stage to collect her award and her cash award of $20, all in singles of course.
(once again its impossible to close the poll so these are the final results, any votes to come after this are void). Okay Mr poo?.
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