
Anti-gapites
I can give several reasons why gapes are good. The spectacular array of colors. The inner workings of female plumbing. Its wrong...

..in a good way. Saves money for med students not having to buy so many books. Keeps a girl from being constipated.

It employs people and its good for the economy.
The only downside I see is gaping porn chicks can never utter the phrase
"Kiss me where the sun don't shine" ever again.