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I hogtied Swami and roasted him with five apples in his mouth and asshole (yes he's that big). Then pissed on him for great flavor after eating a pound of bacon. Bacon flavor piss is an additive used like basting, an alternative for results like smoked meat. I couldn't help but over cook him to jerky... it easied my 2% soul, 98% uterine rejected mass of flesh matter. The more burn, the more pleasure. He didn't think I had long legs after the roasting. I wonder why. Oh, yea... duh... cuz he was dead.



Five in each, or five total?

You didn't do the Hawaiian thing with Pepper corns and Pineapple rings?
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