I'm not trying to brag, if you think I am consider this.

I was married about a weekk short of 13 years, the first three years the wife and I had sex about two or three times a week. After my son was born I was lucky if it was once in six months.

She stopped having sex with me entirely about a year before the divorce and it's been two years since.

I'd easily give up 1490 of them conquests for someone to rub up against on a regular basis, who seemed to actually like me.

And if you don't count blow-jobs we can knock the number down to 500 or 700, I couldn't rightly say.