The Stepford Nuns:

Umm, Jesus just called. Defacing your body with worthless tattoos will not increase your missionary appeal among the whores. That's about 5 years of Purgatory right there. Ask Sky Lopez. It's written down somewhere.
Taryn Thomas & Porn's Favorite Indian

Is she wearing a top or a beach towel? I keed. But seriously, Chief, does this man that banner will come off your XPT signature now? I've voted for that whore so I often I feel entitled to a free basket of wings from Hooters.

Dear Summer. You look like the embodiment of the Misfits'
Return of the Fly. And quit using my last name! Sincerely, Jenna Haze
Our Moral Leader titled this gem "Escorts for the Disabled."

First I thought this was some cruel joke DUC was playing on disabled CP victims. Shit even I didn't knock Firewall for that, and I'm an asshole. Turns out there really
is a website
www.EscortsForTheDisabled.com, run by this guy who wanted to remain anonymous, to wit:
Quote:
I'm in a wheelchair. I'm in my late 20's. I'm in Los Angeles. There's no picture of me because I'd like to remain anonymous. I'll be your boytoy! Older ladies are welcome!! Disabled and/or non disabled females are welcome also! E-mail me at....
Huh guess he changed his mind about anonymity.
Come back, Smelly One!