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#175922 - 06/26/06 03:37 PM Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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#175923 - 06/26/06 04:28 PM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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Umm, Jesus just called. Defacing your body with worthless tattoos will not increase your missionary appeal among the whores. That's about 5 years of Purgatory right there. Ask Sky Lopez. It's written down somewhere.

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Is she wearing a top or a beach towel? I keed. But seriously, Chief, does this man that banner will come off your XPT signature now? I've voted for that whore so I often I feel entitled to a free basket of wings from Hooters.



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Our Moral Leader titled this gem "Escorts for the Disabled."

First I thought this was some cruel joke DUC was playing on disabled CP victims. Shit even I didn't knock Firewall for that, and I'm an asshole. Turns out there really is a website www.EscortsForTheDisabled.com, run by this guy who wanted to remain anonymous, to wit:
Quote:

I'm in a wheelchair. I'm in my late 20's. I'm in Los Angeles. There's no picture of me because I'd like to remain anonymous. I'll be your boytoy! Older ladies are welcome!! Disabled and/or non disabled females are welcome also! E-mail me at....


Huh guess he changed his mind about anonymity.

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#175924 - 06/26/06 05:40 PM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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Taryn Thomas & Porn's Favorite Indian
But seriously, Chief, does this man that banner will come off your XPT signature now? I've voted for that whore so I often I feel entitled to a free basket of wings from Hooters.





LOL...yes. I'll take it down inna minute. Thanks again, fuckers.
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#175925 - 06/26/06 06:44 PM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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#175926 - 06/26/06 11:03 PM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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Ummmm...what can you say...just very....

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#175927 - 06/27/06 12:09 AM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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Our Moral Leader titled this gem "Escorts for the Disabled."

First I thought this was some cruel joke DUC was playing on disabled CP victims. Shit even I didn't knock Firewall for that, and I'm an asshole. Turns out there really is a website www.EscortsForTheDisabled.com, run by this guy who wanted to remain anonymous, to wit:
Quote:

I'm in a wheelchair. I'm in my late 20's. I'm in Los Angeles. There's no picture of me because I'd like to remain anonymous. I'll be your boytoy! Older ladies are welcome!! Disabled and/or non disabled females are welcome also! E-mail me at....


Huh guess he changed his mind about anonymity.

Come back, Smelly One!




Well I couldn't help myself and clicked on the link. To my delight, this is the wee ray of sunshine that brightened my day:

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I hesitated about putting this. But oh well! I'm asking for donations to pay my credit card for the booth I rented at LA Erotica. I owe 1k. Please keep mind that this is a free advertising directory for now. Therefor I am not making any money. If you'd like to make a donation please e-mail me at info@escortsforthedisable.com






Bitch gone and spent all his disability cheque on ho's and can't make his rent at the porn convention!!!

C'mon Burglar, you're the biggest whoremonger on four wheels - and an ivy leaguer to boot! Hep a brother out
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#175928 - 06/28/06 10:27 PM Re: Erotica LA pics....retired Monkey style
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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Ummmm...what can you say...just very....





Good lord. It looks like those girls got locked in the tanning bed for about a week.
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