Here is smelly monkey's top 5 porn chicks that were born as men.


5. Lucy Thai: A picture says a thousand words in this case it says 6 . I was born with a penis. Image removed, but once you see a picture you will know what im saying.

4. Claire James: I hate claire james, and she has a masculine chin which means she earns a spot on the list.


3. Any porn star from Thailand: Weird people, who actually believe in changing sex mid way through life is a religious thing so its very common and scares the shit out of me. I am not GAY.

2. Jill Kelly: No explaination needed, although i do own a jill kelly tape, i am NOT gay.

1. Sammura shane: Can't find any pictures of her, so that should be a good indication that i made a great choice at number 1 for pornstars that were born as men. Go to her site and see for yourself , its like the red cross, she asks for donations. Donate $1 to the save a crack whore fund i think its listed as.