1) Isn't it cool how the XXX Church can come to porn conventions and attempt to lure girls away from porn and into Christianity, yet still be happily accepted and tolerated by the porners?

There's no way those hypocrites in the Church would allow a porn company to go recruiting at some Christian convention and attempt to lure girls away from Christianity and into porn, is there?

I feel a 'Pornographers: More Tolerant Than Christians' bumper sticker coming on!

2) The true measure of a woman's beauty is if she can still look good in a photo taken by Luke Ford. Aria Giovanni, Sunny Leone and Neveah can all pull it off, other girls don't fare quite as well. If I was Vivid, Wicked, or Digital Playground, and I was looking for a new contract girl, I'd make sure they passed the Lukeisback photographic acid test first...having seen some of his more recent work, let me just say OUCH!

I always thought that the Gurus of Porn needed to do more recruiting amongst the Goth/Vampire Girlies.