We all know how women toil night and day to adjust their appearance for the purpose of pleasing heterosexual men. Whether it's the compulsion to have long, flowing hair or whether it's the need to paint one's face with all sorts of rouges and lipsticks, it's clearly a case of "I want to make you happy". And these women call themselves liberated? What a joke! Ladies, you'll never be liberated so long as you remain slaves to the notion that you must have long, flowing hair to please hetero men.

If you really want to be rebels, go get buzz-cuts with little tails along the length of the back. It'll shock the straight porn directors, and turn the industry on its head.