Has anyone else noticed how American porn chicks have very conservative hairstyles? It's all long and flowing, with hardly any variety at all. Goes to show how conservative and dull these women are. Poor dears, their brains might crack if they used their imaginations and decided to do something different.

How about some Ziggy Stardust mullets, girls? Or a buzz-cut here and there. Belladonna had the guts to shave her head some time back, so why can't you? You're all pathetically clone-like, marching to the same hair drum.