I've been trying to book you for almost a month now! But you're apparently on your second agent and he is currently not booking you because you've flaked on more than half of the jobs you've been hire for.

Buy a clue, Honey. You gotta show up to the paid shoots to get paid.
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!