Ah yes, Jayda. She came to me by way of a fine fellow and humble humanitarian, who goes by the name of Dirty Doc. I met him at Internext in Florida, and he hooked me up with Roxy Rivers, who was so sprackled, I though she would grind her teath down during the 2nd scene. She was, without question, the most stung-out tweeker I have ever shot - and that's saying something. But I had a couple of movies to finish, and she could take a fist up her cunt and ass. Check her out on Universal Max 3, and Max Faktor 7 on my movie tour at MaxHardcore.com.



I don't hear from Doc in a couple of years, and then out of the blue I get a call from him a few weeks back. He informs me that he's got another skinny slut named Jayda, so I go meet them at thier motel. Wait a second, it's now another hotel because they get kicked out of the first one. When I first see her, I think to myself, o-oh, here we go again. So against my better judgement, I book her for a scene, because, as it always is, I got a movie to finish.

So three hours late on the appointed date, she shows up looking like she hasn't slept in days. And Doc looks even worse. I might have been able to hide the more obvious signs of sleep deprivation with makeup, slicked down her burned out hair, but here's the kicker: He's GOT to stay and watch, or it's no deal. Well pal, then it's definitely no deal.

When I tell him this, his eyes bulge out even more than they already were, his face gets red, and his head looks like it's gonna blow. Then he offers her at a 200 dollar discount if I still want to do the deal. I... don't fucking think so.

Fellow producers, consider yourself forwarned. This is definitely a buyer-beware deal.