If I wasn't clear, I apologize.
Here is a Chicken Baster:

You stick it up a chicken's ass and cover it in juices.
I know that gave you some good ideas, so go have fun and leave the grown-ups to discuss porn, please.

Tell you what, if you play nice I will let you come to tomorow's shoot and clean up the girl with your baster. I know you are dying to eat that mess and I will let you have it on the house for being such a good sport. You're welcome.