Thank God these girls did not agree to do spermcocktail.com! They would have drowned or suffered some similarly horrible fate in what turned out to be some pretty nasty facials. These wise girls opted instead to be on www.covermyface.com and we should all give thanks for that. Possible disasters were averted and only entire rolls of paper towels were required for the clean up.

Anyone who can identify these girls, please step forward. Your assistance would be greatly appreciated. We can't seem to match up the girls with their id shots. They came in so apple-cheeked and clean! Who are these icicle-faced cuties? Anyone??