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#175022 - 07/10/06 12:21 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Whats even worse is brandon had to hunt down pictures of this guy to make him his alt I.D.
Nah, he didn't need to hunt the pics down, they are in his personal collection. 
Oh, snap! 
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#175023 - 07/10/06 01:05 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Wow, you guys sure did zing me! In the meanwhile, I shot a couple great scenes today and enjoyed having a great time. Between watching the World Cup, editing a bit, and goofing off on the internet, I'd say it was a pretty good day.
Not quite as good as yours, of course. I mean, all the belly laughs you must have snickering and tee-heeing yourselves until you're blue in the face. You guys are the zaniest kids since Gary "Whatcha talkin' bout, Willis?" Coleman!
Keep it up and I am positive you will end up exactly like him.
I can read the headline now: ChickenMaster: Sassy New Thread Stealer.
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#175024 - 07/10/06 01:08 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Well, we outed another brandon id. What does that make it? Three down, two hundred more to go...
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#175025 - 07/10/06 01:18 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Dear Sassy Thread Stealer: You outed nothing, my friend. I come here to share my pics of girls taking facials. I don't give a fuck if you join www.covermyface.com or not. Really. Either people will support it or they won't. I appreciate the rapier wit and all, but I'm hear to give free pics of some great girls doing what we love to see them do. When www.chickenmaster.com launches, I will support you 100%. Until then, you will just have to stare longingly at urls like www.covermyface.com, www.spermcocktail.com, and www.brandoniron.com.
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#175026 - 07/10/06 01:20 AM
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Dear Sassy Thread Stealer: You outed nothing, my friend. I come here to share my pics of girls taking facials. I don't give a fuck if you join www.covermyface.com or not. Really. Either people will support it or they won't.
I appreciate the rapier wit and all, but I'm hear to give free pics of some great girls doing what we love to see them do.
When www.chickenmaster.com launches, I will support you 100%. Until then, you will just have to stare longingly at urls like www.covermyface.com, www.spermcocktail.com, and www.brandoniron.com.
As if it's not obvious, I have to say regardless that you, Brandon, are such a whore. Maybe Dino from GG Productions may want to use you as male talent for the seven positions and whip cream BJ
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#175029 - 07/10/06 01:38 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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I suppose it's SO much more productive to get into a battle of wits with guys who don't appreciate girls taking massive facials.
Sorry, but I am not into your games. I make the best stuff I can and I like to share it with other like-minded people. After 9 years in and dues paid, I have earned the right to put my money where my mouth is and do things my way.
You guys like to pretend you're the Johnny Knoxvilles of xxxpt. Newsflash: He's getting paid to be a jackass.
You're not. 
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#175030 - 07/10/06 01:42 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I suppose it's SO much more productive to get into a battle of wits with guys who don't appreciate girls taking massive facials.
No witty response. Just read this. Let it sink into your head what you just wrote.
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#175033 - 07/10/06 01:52 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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ChickenBaster.
Got him down to the cheesy name euphemisms already. Lame.
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#175034 - 07/10/06 01:58 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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If I wasn't clear, I apologize.
Here is a Chicken Baster:
You stick it up a chicken's ass and cover it in juices.
I know that gave you some good ideas, so go have fun and leave the grown-ups to discuss porn, please.
Tell you what, if you play nice I will let you come to tomorow's shoot and clean up the girl with your baster. I know you are dying to eat that mess and I will let you have it on the house for being such a good sport. You're welcome.
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#175035 - 07/10/06 02:02 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Tell you what, if you play nice I will let you come to tomorow's shoot and clean up the girl with your baster. I know you are dying to eat that mess and I will let you have it on the house for being such a good sport. You're welcome.
If I did that, you would have no reason to be there.
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#175036 - 07/10/06 02:08 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
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Go back to your barn, henfucker and grip another hen. As you already know: pluck it accurately before having your sexual intercourse with this pitiful chicken. I prefer to jerk off to the next Baker's Dozen. 
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#175037 - 07/10/06 02:14 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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To lighten the mood a bit, I have a joke!
Ready?
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and
a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,
"You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said"Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did
you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
Man, I hope I can get back to posting pics of girls again. This is really boring. 
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#175038 - 07/10/06 02:30 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/10/06
Posts: 4
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Great site Brandon!!
Keep doing your great work in porn, the more cum the more fun!
Just wondering if you can post some BTS on the site, I would love to see the whores reactions before and after the shoot.
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#175039 - 07/10/06 02:39 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/10/06
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I agree, Brandon keep up the good work!
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#175040 - 07/10/06 02:41 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Thanks for the feedback. Good suggestion. The foundation of the site are scenes released on A Good Source of Iron Volumes 1-5. I have many updates to follow.
I will pass on your comments to Braincash, the guys who manage the site. Since the DVDs have Behind the Scenes and candid stuff, maybe they could use it somehow. The site just launched last month so it is just starting to grow.
The shorter, exclusive update shoots have all been doing very well. That's the whole point of posting the pics on this board. Just sharing what's going on. It doesn't take a lot of time and you get to see what sort of content is avaiable.
I remember the first time I saw pics from comeonherface.com and thinking to myself, "This has to be fake." Sure enough, when you see the site, it's all real. I just figured that if they could do such a good job with amateur girls doing it part-time in Florida, maybe there is a chance to do something just as good with professional whores in LA.
Like I say, so far it's been going well.
Many pretty girls are down for a facial frosting but some go the extra mile by eating it all off their face.
What about this girl I posted about last week? Do you think she's a facial girl or a cum eater?
(Just saw the second "tribute." Funny stuff but can you stick to the Del Toro impersonating or whatever?)
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#175044 - 07/10/06 11:02 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Still using that tired, sad, decrepit joke, Jeff? In the same spirit of giving, I offer you this prison joke which may or may not come in handy for you someday: A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey, I love you, too." Have a good day, friend.
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#175047 - 07/10/06 01:17 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/04/06
Posts: 8
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when will be updated your sites covermyface and spermcocktail with new stuff?
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#175049 - 07/10/06 02:18 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/05/06
Posts: 19
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Bradon Iron and all his work is lame ass lame. No wonder EA would never hire him - who wants second rate junk.... 50:1 - good sleep material Bakers dozen - good sleep material AGSOI - a rip off of FF and NCDA and not nearly as good 
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#175050 - 07/10/06 04:42 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/10/05
Posts: 29
Loc: Buffalo, NY
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Since the site opened, there has been only 1 update
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#175051 - 07/10/06 08:03 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 11
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Bradon Iron and all his work is not lame he created some of my favorite videos i think hes has the best material   if you dont like brandons stuff so much why are you reading and reping to his post 
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#175053 - 07/11/06 04:49 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/10/05
Posts: 29
Loc: Buffalo, NY
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Millfill: I will check with the web guys and get back to you. Thanks.
Thanks Brandon......looking forward to the updates....especially Jackie Ashe 
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#175054 - 07/11/06 07:27 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Southbeach: You don't like me stuff. No worries, man. I like it. That's all that counts. I am happy that you found stuff you do like. I am a big fan of many other producer's work and don't consider it competition. People will always have different tastes. Some people, for better or worse, have no taste whatsoever.
Your stuff is truly awesome Brandon! You are the best thing since sliced bread. I would put your movies on a par with the greatest movies of all time
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#175055 - 07/11/06 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Your stuff is truly awesome Brandon! You are the best thing since sliced bread. I would put your movies on a par with the greatest movies of all time
Does the complete lack of intelligence and self esteem, you post with, come naturally to you, or is it something you have to work at?
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#175057 - 07/11/06 08:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Hey Brandon I know you would never do something as low as possing as fan but I thought I should let you know someone is using your e-mail address and doing just that. ----- Original Message ----- From: "brandon hurdle" <brandoniron_99@yahoo.com> To: <legendvideo@mindspring.com> Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 1:43 PM Subject: Re: Adult Toys at LegendToyz.com - Presented by Legend Direct! > This message is being forwarded from PostMaster General Autoprocessor. > Processing Results: No remove command found. > > Hi, > Thanks for the e-mail. > Please ask Jeff Mike or Bruce when the Brandon Iron > dildo is coming out?? > I am sure Legend wants to capitalize on the > opportunity. Thanks. > A concerned fan > --- "Legend Video, Inc." <legendvideo@reply.pm0.net> > wrote: > > Dear Legend Video Fan, > > > > We have been hard at work here at Legend Direct, and > > are proud to > > announce our brand new adult toy store, > > LegendToyz.com! > > > > You'll find a wide variety of adult toys, including: > > Dolls, Pumps, Vibrators, Adult Jewelry, Lotions, > > Kits and much more! > > > > Visit us today at http://www.legendtoyz.com/ - as > > always, shipping is > > prompt and discreet! > > > > Over 200 products currently available, with more > > added every day! > > Adults only, please. > > > > See you soon at http://www.legendtoyz.com/ ! > > > > Sincerely, > > > > The LegendDirect.com and LegendToyz.com team! > > http://www.legendtoyz.com/> > http://www.legenddirect.com/> > > > Remember, you must be over 21 to visit. > > Instructions for removing > > yourself from this mailing list are contained in > > this below. Our > > messages are never sent unsolicited. You received > > this message because > > you, or someone claiming your e-mail address was > > theirs, subscribed via > > our website. > > > > > > > > <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>> > > <<<>>> <<<>>> <<<>>>  
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#175058 - 07/11/06 09:05 AM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Next time I just hope they get my name right. Check the model releases in your company's records. You can start with the Demi Willis scene from Young and Anal 2 back in 1995. 
Just to put things in perspective, after I left Legend I went to Red Light. Mark Wood stayed on longer but left, too.
I wish them well over there but have no interest in anything they do. I look forward, not backward.
Also, you know that Red Light has its own toy manufacturing and distribution line. There is no shortage of dildos here.
What I find particularly disturbing is knowing you have been saving that e-mail since February, 2002. What exactly is your attraction to any and all things Brandon Iron? You've even gone so far as to make references to my series on American Bukkake covers. It's creeping me out.
BTW, can I pick up AB 30 today?
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#175061 - 07/11/06 09:33 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
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No, I didn't. In February, 2002, I was living up the fame and glory brought on by the release of Slap Happy at Extreme (turned down by you, if you recall). Mark Wood and I were talking about doing a series called Teen Tryouts. Devil's gave us our first shot.
I was dreaming about what it would be like to someday have my own members sites like the ones linked at brandoniron.com. Man, it feels good to progress in life and realize your dreams.
Look forward, Jeff, not backward.
Brandon, the e-mail that Jeff posted came straight from my e-mail box from back in my Legend Video days. I think it's silly not to admit that it is you.
You are also off on your timeline. Teen Try-Outs was first released by you and Mark way back in 2000. By the time the e-mail above was sent you had already produced many movies for Legend and had split in your business partnership with Mark Wood (Jan/Feb 2002).
More information about the fame and glory that is the life of Brandon Iron can be found in my upcoming book "The Brandon Iron Story" from Random House. Lol.
Malice
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#175066 - 07/12/06 11:09 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/11/06
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Was her mouth pretty full before she rejected it? Did she keep going afterwards. Either way I think it should be added. I'm one of the few who likes to watch girls gag on cum.  Gag some then swallow is preferred (Melanie Jagger - SMP1 ), but i'll take whatever If not on the site then maybe as a dvd extra IF you release one If not on the site, then at least on some dvd extras. Also can one of the members there let us know when the site is updated with new material? From what ive read there isnt any but the Braincash guys are saying they update every week Makes no sense for me to join whne i own all the movies
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#175068 - 07/12/06 12:33 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 10/10/05
Posts: 29
Loc: Buffalo, NY
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#175069 - 07/12/06 03:57 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 07/11/06
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Cool! Thanks for the answers Brandon. As far as the dvd's go I personally won't mind if you never release a dvd as long as the updates for the site are encoded Really well. Many movies are available on the net illegally now - unfortunately for the companies who spend cash to release them. The reason i spend money for dvd's is the picture and sound quality.. ..well that and the fact you can A/B in Slow Motion with sound (!) using power DVD 
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