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Sal Mckvey





Welcome to the bizarro-world of Sal, where he hangs out regularly with Nina Hartley, where he owns both Vivid Video, Digital Playground and about a dozen other production companies, where Steve Hirsch has signed a fat, bisexual rag-headed male fanboy to an exclusive performance contract. It is delusional in a way that makes you go . It doesn't even begin to make sense, but I guess Sal has spent enough time in Mom's basement among the paint fumes that it is real to him. When not running his porn empire and escort service, Sal is employed at the Randall family's local flower shop (probably where Holly got those bean seedlings). Sal is an XPT proprietary fanboy--thanks to Monstar for finding this gem. A concerted effort did lure Sal over here around Christmas time. Alas, his stay was brief--he had to get ready for AEE and all.


Real Name: Thankfully I don't know


Website: http://www.porn-prince.blinkz.com http://salmckveyxxx.blogspot.com
http://www.myspace.com/salmckveyxxx


XPT User #: 3164


Active: No


ADT Active: No


Schtick: Inserts himself into other whores' signings and press releases. Runs a "scort" agency between his ears.
Favorite Whores to Stalk: Mainly Aria Giovanni
Fanboy in XPT action: All you need to see is right here.


Notable quotes: "The God of Masturbatory Memories."

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Cryan on lockdown Bump.