i can't afford to punch people anymore so fuck it... i'll get tuned up on the 3 1/2 hr train ride down there. thanks for nothin, fucker.

You riding the train? I'll get you a pint for the ride home.

Hey, jerk. Can I be Special Guest Enforcer? Or some other useless title to make an old timer feel he still has value? Maybe be handcuffed to Ava Devine at ring (or cage) side to keep her from interfering?

You still got that beard? Wear a vest w/ no shirt on underneath and you can be someone's manager, Capt Lou style. And maybe we get Figgs to dress as Mr. Fuji.

Accentuation with italics won't do it. Stressing with bold text won't do it. Excessive quoting won't do it. Hopelessness. Doom. Despair. It's just sad.

Epitaph-worthy.

Hilarious tombstone...

Eric _______
"I took it the wrong way".

It's inevitable. Let's hope his patron's patron will cover the cost of doing it in crimson. Fitting touch, eh Marty?