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This was classic. Ah, the memories...Smiling Arab on Sal's blog:

Sal: hi
what do you mean???
write back
adult star
sal mckvey
xxx

1:20 PM
smiling arab said...

Sal, I would like to sodomize you with a pair of spiked oven mits. Could you work that out for me? xoxo Arab

11:07 AM
smiling arab said...

I... I'm sorry for that last comment. The longer I view your porcine thighs, the more bewitched I become by your sexual power.

Sal, you must get me into the biz. I have a 7 inch dick, which isn't bad for a Semitic people, but more importantly I know how to use it. You must do this for me, it is my destiny, I want to be as big a star as you and no one but you can make it happen. I have lots of disposable income and a fetish for pudgy Mexican gardeners. Make it so!

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Sometimes I go back to check on past Arab posts.

Thanks for putting this up Gia. I'll be laughing from this for the next few days. (spiked oven mitts)