I want a trading card series of this now!!!

Do you have 'Top Trumps' in America? It's like a card game (sold in various themed sets) where you contest a given value (if it was cars, for example, you pick speed or miles per gallon, and if the car on your card is faster or gets more MPG than your opponents, you win his card) until you have won all of your opponents cards and they are out of the game.

I think 'Porn Fanboy Top Trumps' would be great fun, plus the cards could also be used to cut out lines of coke, speed, and meth too!

'My AC Cream outweighs your Sal Mckvey...hand it over!'
Hours of fun for the whole family!!!