Let's be honest: we all kiss a little ass in life. It's almost impossible not to. But some suckups go too far: One suckup gets your boss' coffee every morning...another goes to get the mail. This thread is dedicated to the whore-worshippers whose desire to go fanboy is/was beyond the pale.
firewall 
firewall is known to the older posters as one of the rash of inveterate fanboys (tobymills, jennasangel1, noahped) who registred here in droves January 2005 when Jenna Jameson decided to throw a few sticks around with Kami Andrews. The fanboys were incredulous that such a star would drop down so low and to register at XPT. But the lemmings they are, they too registered and tried to defend their princess.
Real Name: John
Website:
Firewall's DiaryXPT User:
1600. Active: MIA
ADT Active: Thankfully, no
Schtick: Extensive hyperbole.
Favorite Whores to Stalk: He's a Jenna Jameson contract stalker.
Fanboy in XPT action:
"Oh, I see, it's ok to continue attacking me cos I stuck up for Jenna? Fine, if that's what you want Monkey. Personally, I'd rather stop sniping and get on with the forum. I speak with an English accent and I'm not gay. I have enough trouble having the `minority' status of having cerebral palsy without being gay too. That would be too much like a bad joke...." XPT Tribute to Firwall Other Notable Fanboy Moments: Too long to print.
Here's an excerpt.bauer024[no photo avaiable to fit within this small space]
In reality, Dan is probably harmless...he follows the business side of the business, likes to chime in on the ADT birthday threads. But Dan is a
big lover of the Belladonna community. When one of their own (gypsy) smoked a little too much tree and wandered into a major-league ass whipping here from the Cage Mafia, Dan got himsef all hot and bothered over it...nutting himself up on enterbelladonna.com for a big stick fight, only to register here and lay down one of the weakest retorts ever recorded on the internet.
Real Name: Dan
Website: Can't spell well enough to finish the DNS registration
XPT User #:
3593Active: No
ADT Active: Yes
Schtick: I'm gonna go tell those meanies what's what! (harrumph)
Favorite Whores to Stalk: A lover of many (Jenna Haze, Nautica Thorn, several other Asians), Dan's true muse is Belladonna.
Fanboy in XPT action:
"hey guys i think its time we start respecting the girls gypsy is a cool girl and deserves our respect i feel we need to get along ok"Notable quotes: -- "it[sic] does not mater[sic] i[sic] am going to go over there and speak my peace insted[sic] of sitting on my ass and doing nothing[sic] like i been[sic] doing in my life for 37 years "
"i[sic] oculd[sic] not find the thread over ther[sic] ei[sic] am signed up and i[sic] will find them i[sic] respect what your[sic] saying skillz but they need to know they know nothing about bella fuckign[sic] bums that is what they are is bums."
Sal Mckvey
Welcome to the bizarro-world of Sal, where he hangs out regularly with Nina Hartley, where he owns both Vivid Video, Digital Playground and about a dozen other production companies, where Steve Hirsch has signed a fat, bisexual rag-headed male fanboy to an exclusive performance contract. It is delusional in a way that makes you go
. It doesn't even begin to make sense, but I guess Sal has spent enough time in Mom's basement among the paint fumes that it is real to him. When not running his porn empire and escort service, Sal is employed at the Randall family's local flower shop (probably where Holly got those bean seedlings). Sal is an XPT proprietary fanboy--thanks to Monstar for finding this gem. A concerted effort did lure Sal over here around Christmas time. Alas, his stay was brief--he had to get ready for AEE and all.
Real Name: Thankfully I don't know
Website:
http://www.porn-prince.blinkz.com http://salmckveyxxx.blogspot.com http://www.myspace.com/salmckveyxxxXPT User #:
3164Active: No
ADT Active: No
Schtick: Inserts himself into other whores' signings and press releases. Runs a "scort" agency between his ears.
Favorite Whores to Stalk: Mainly Aria Giovanni
Fanboy in XPT action:
All you need to see is right here.Notable quotes: "The God of Masturbatory Memories."
Still to come:
ac cream
noahped/chuck
sportswami
saratoga120
watch guy
bono-one
david69
pris/nago
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